Would not recommend anybody do this to a perp

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this thread reminds me of jr high. this kid who hated me hit me in the back with a open plastic thingie of pudding, and then ran like heck, all the way across the field and stood next to the principle. he thought i wouldnt have the guts to do anything to him while he was using the principle as a human shield. well, i walked right up and mugged some poor kid for his applesauce right in front of the principle and then i guess the best way to describe what happened next is'shoot the hostage'. i nailed the kid that hit me, and the principle really good with the applesauce. me and the kid got the most detention ever handed out at that school. 2 hours everyday after school for 3 weeks, each.

the funniest part was that after i did that to the principle the kid who hated me thought i was ok, and we became friends.
 
In the UK,the crook can actually sue a person for assault if a customer or security guard tackled them,by using physical violence-to restrain them,if they seemed uncooperative.Stupid really,thats why it sucks being a cop and a security guard in the UK-thesedays.
 
Newspaper article says there's no shortage of heroes in that store. Can't quite see why the writer claimed so ...

Reading the article, there were 15 people in the store. We get the tale from one teenage eyewitness, who saw a short, 66-year-old man and the clerk take the gunman out. Then she and "several other people" bolted for the back room, where she (and the others?) were praying and crying.

So, out of 15 folks, two people acted, and a handful fled. What was everyone else doing?

This is why you should never rely on other people to act, even if there are a lot of people around. Most folks won't do much but stand there, mouths open, when something unexpected happens.

pax
 
I thought that the Philadelphia mayor and police department are opposed to citizens having the means of defense. The Pennsylvania legislature is even considering a bill to allow Philadelphia and other large cities out of the state's pre-emption law, I think.

Isn't it interesting that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and other founders of this country would be unwelcome in Philadelphia today because they owned firearms? But, as is fashionable to say in anti-gun circles today, that was another time.

It might be a good time for citizens in Philadelphia to stock up on canned fruits.
 
Now we're going to see episodes of Cops where the officer harasses a driver for carrying a concealed jar of applesauce.

"And what exactly would you be needing this for? I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take this in. Have you bought any more? Well, you might want to hold on to them in case we have have to have you bring them in. I'm going to let you off with a warning."

:barf:
 
No shortage of heros

In this day and age of sheeple, having 2 individuals who are willing to act, IS something to be commended. Usually there are NO people willing to act which IS a huge shortage of heros, therefore having 2 certainly qualifies as "no shortage). Sad commentary on the state of mind the Joe Average Public has, but such is the society in which we live. :scrutiny:
 
No reasonable citizen need more than ten ounces of applesauce at a time.

On subject: at least nobody died.
 
Did anyone else catch the irony of them taking this criminal genius to the ... Albert Einstien Medical center for treatment?
 
I'm really surprised no one has said this yet...


Ban applesauce, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN. (really, it is)

I can't think of anyway this guy is going to continue crime, without even considering the prison term for armed robbery. He was tackled by a senior citizen, managed to shoot himself in the head, which he couldn't even do that right, as he lived, and then was bludgeoned with a jar of applesauce. There is just no bouncing back from that. I guess Mr. Murphy visits criminals too.
 
I agree with pax. Rely on someone else at your peril.

On another note, Albert Einstein Medical Center is in terrible area. I once interviewed for a job there, and that is what ultimately led to my ccw. I stopped and filled out the application for the PA concealed firearms permit on my way home, after seeing what I may have ended up passing through every day.
 
JJ Hiryuu said:
I can't think of anyway this guy is going to continue crime, without even considering the prison term for armed robbery. He was tackled by a senior citizen, managed to shoot himself in the head, which he couldn't even do that right, as he lived, and then was bludgeoned with a jar of applesauce. There is just no bouncing back from that. I guess Mr. Murphy visits criminals too.
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That reminds me of one of those "criminals caught on tape" type shows I saw a few years back. This guy tried to rob a fast-food joint (with a golf club, IIRC). There were two employees, a man and a woman. The man brained the would-be robber with a chair or something. Then, the woman picked up a deep fryer full of sizzling oil...and dumped it on the guy! The guy was yelping like a kicked dog.

I couldn't believe my eyes :eek:
 
Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the comercial a few years back, "Yo Spike, I got the Mott's".

Guess it was the "Jars of Life" that saved the day.

For a real "hot" load, you could put the red hots in it just like mom used to make (my mom is a manufacturer of MAGNUM applesause)!

Of course all applesause will have to be taken out of the lunchables before entering a public school.

And finally, the up coming media frenzy about the constitutional interpitations of the right to keep and bear applesause will, at least, be a feeding frenzy!

Thank you, you all have been great, good night! :neener:
 
puns

Oh, the PUNS...!


I love it...


..................................................................................................
Samuel Mayer to his writers, "I'm tired of the old cliches. I want new cliches."
 
So, if you rob a grocery store...

... then get beat up by a 70-year old clerk, and manage to shoot yourself in the head before you're knocked unconscious with a jar of applesauce... do you automatically go to Hell? :rolleyes:

Albert Einstein Medical Center is in terrible area
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That, my friend, could be the understatement of the year... LOL.
Another normal day in Philly... Can you tell I don't miss it? :D
 
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