But on to the topic of the XM9 trials... back in '97 I was 177 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, a hard-edged adrenaline connesour powered by equal parts testotsterone surplus and caffeine mainlining who was up for anything this side of barnyard animals and 12 feet of... I mean, airborne sky-hopping combat in all its red-rimmed witch's brew of glory, death and regretful memory. The M9 Beretta was my Glamdring, my Excalibur, or would have been if it didn't act more like Blunt Object That Threw Lead Like a 12 Year Old Catholic Schoolgirl. It had the force of a UN resolution and the reliability of French diplomacy... during a Socialist administration... if the French had enough testicular fortitude to take
real hard drugs instead of whatever passes for PCP among the Eurotrash set.
Seriously, based on the final product I shot back in the Army, I can't imagine the outcome of the trial being much
worse. I personally don't like the SigSauer P226 or HK USP9, but I can respect the fact that the ones I have seen actually
worked when you cleaned them properly and took them to the range. Maybe I was just snakebit when it came to being issued the things (I don't claim my experience was representative), though I
was smart enough to actually follow the instructions for cleaning & maintaining the silly thing. Still, I don't really see the value in re-hashing the XM9 trials when nobody here probalby has any first-hand evidence of what actually went on there.
Man, those Craptopians were a surly bunch... it was all we could do to keep them in Jack Daniels and smelly brown Bulgarian cigarettes...