You know your a mall ninja when...

[doubleg]

You own one of these.

http://gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?item=63521029

 

[hankdatank1362]

Mall Ninja my a##!!!

That's awesome!

 

[psyopspec]

You know you're a mall ninja when your reaction to someone owning the above piece is "what's wrong with that?"

From this morning, and more general:

You know you're a gunnie when you exercise trigger discipline while gripping your coffee mug.

 

[2TransAms]

Oh my gosh. Thanks to you, I just realized that I do that. I grip the handle and keep my trigger finger pressed against the mug...I think that's a good thing...?

 

[shooter71]

im waiting for some moron to ask.

"hey anybody know where i can get an IWB holster for one of these"

 

[Shear_stress]

"hey anybody know where i can get an IWB holster for one of these"

Sure. De Santis makes it. It's called "The Emasculator."

 

[Brian Williams]

My gun is a gun, not a carry all
My light is a light, not a muzzle weight
My knife is Sharp and not what I want hanging off my Bang stick

 

[Grape Ape]

I was temped to get one to win the “tacti-cooler than thou” contest that seems happen (among a few students) at shooting schools. But I don’t own a pistol with a rail, so I may have to settle for a 40 round drum for my new 1911.

http://www.midwayusa.com/eproductpage.exe/showproduct?saleitemid=564303

The Drum is made by ProMag and gets horrible reviews, but cool stuff that doesn’t work is even more tacti-cool.

 

[Jackal]

Your not a Ninja until your guns combined accessories weigh more than the actual weapon they are mounted to.

 

[bogie]

I think the thing oughta get moved back to General so that the gamers and paintballers ooh and ahh some more...

After all, everyone knows that when you run out of bullets, you're supposed to throw the damn thing at Superman...

 

[dleong]

After all, everyone knows that when you run out of bullets, you're supposed to throw the damn thing at Superman...

... which he'll duck to avoid.

 

[Zero_DgZ]

I keep seeing pictures of that attachment and my reaction is always the same.

You think you know gun-fu?

(Where do I buy one?)

 

[MICHAEL T]

WOW !!! You can clean you fingernails and be ready to defend your self at same time. That is great idea. maybe a little teeth picken to looks like a good point for picken.

 

[Sniper X]

I don;t know, but I would choose a fresh magazine over a pistol bayonette any day! Just my tactical sence overriding my Action movie wannabe feelings for toys.

 

[Shoney]

Gosh!!! My thin walled mug has no handles. (Becasue it is difficult to burn ones mouth if one cannot hold the mug. Oriental philosophy)

So what does that do to my trigger discipline????????????