Your probably not a gun nut if..

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You're probably not a gun nut if..

The phrase "going to the range" and you think golf.

"Packing" makes you think of lunch.

You refer to a "Glock" as a "Police Revolver".

Have any more?:D
 
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...keeping your powder dry means closing the lid on the Johnsons & Johnsons.

"...and ready to rock" means your guitar is plugged in.

"45" is a record speed and "45 Colt" must be one of Mr Ed's singles.

You are trying to sleep and are counting sheep but no rabbits, rams, ...
 
You smell Hoppes #9 on someone and say "what's that smell?"...

You can sit thru any action flick without shaking your head ruefully...

You have never looked at yourself in front of a mirror to see if you printed or to see what it looks like to be looking down the barrel of your gun... :D



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When someone says: (1) "Mozambique" and you think of the country first; (2) "headshot" and you think of photography; and (3) "hammer" and you think of the tool. Also, if someone asks you how to bed something, and you start relating pick up lines rather than explain about how to prepare the stock.

Also, there's a gun battle in a movie with a woman in it and you look at her first, and not the guns.

If you've never been told to shut up during a movie because you were nitpicking the inaccuracies concerning weapons/tactics/effects.
 
You think that "rock and roll" is only some kind of brash music.

You think that a "SIG" is a cigarette.

You don't feel your blood pressure spike when the news runs a story about the dangers of "assault weapons".

You refer to the NRA as "the gun lobby".

You refer to Handgun Control, Inc as "a gun safety advocacy group". ( :rolleyes: )

You think that the "centimeter" is only referencing something found on a ruler. (Which it is...sort of... :scrutiny: )

You think that "ACP" has something to do with the "Advancement of Colored People" (perhaps this should also be, "you know your a Democrat if"...)

You don't cringe when actors throw their Benellis, Desert Eagles, MP5s, SPASs, SIGs, Glocks, etc... on the ground when they run out of ammo. (Remember the Matrix... :uhoh: )
 
....you voted for feinswein.

...you lament the passing of the rosie show because it hit all the issues noone else had the brass ones to discuss.

...you think michael moore is 'brilliant' for his advocacy of non-fiction.

....you think every gangbanger has a desert eagle and is anxiously awaiting buying a new s&w 500 magnum on the streets for a piddly price of $500.


i could go on and on with this kind of thread, you know. but i'll let a few other step in and say their piece. :D
 
Weaver is the chick from Aliens
Beretta is a TV show.
A magazine is something you read when you're sitting on the can.
A clip is something your sister puts in her hair and a box-ish device with a spring that contains ammunition and feeds a firearm.
 
... you think the Bass Pro Shop is just a fishing store.

... gunshots in the rural county is 'trouble.'

... you can't understand why someone would have more than one gun.

... you're a Democrat? :D
 
... you think it's cool then they hold a gun sideways while shooting
... you think people really do fly back into the air when hit by a pistol
... you aren't aware that "assault weapon" and "automatic weapon" are different things
... you think that black rifles are more evil than wood-stocked rifles
... you think bullets and casings are like "Gun DNA"
... you think every rifle with a scope is a "Sniper Rifle"
 
1) When you have no idea what any of the following mean: FMJ, JHP, LRN, SWC, WC, LHP, XTP, BTHP, or HSHOK.

2) Jam to you means some form of cooked, smashed fruit that comes in a jar.

3) The only thing you know of that comes in grains is sugar and sand.

4) When you hear the words "Long Range" you think of two or three years.

5) You never wonder why the actors in action movies never run out of bullets nor do you ever catch yourself counting their number of shots before changing clips.
 
-The sight of a gun makes you afraid.
-believe that one must need a gun to own one.
-the first time you ever see one outside of a movie is when one is pointed at you in a crime.
 
...A Colt .45 refers to a 40 oz.-er of fine malt liquor, stuck between the St. Ides and the Olde English 800.

...Caliber is an assessment of quality.

..."Lock,stock and barrel" is the same as "The whole kit and kaboodle".

...You think buck fever comes from deer ticks.

...A "Flash in the pan" is the same as a "One-hit wonder".

...That "Going off half-cocked" is what handguns do to children. Without being touched. All by themselves. Malicously.

..You think that the scrutiny of the media is all that's necessary to restrain the gubmint.

...You bring a knife to a gunfight.
 
-earplugs are for mother-in-laws
-earmuffs are for when its cold and mother-in-laws
-payload, refers to how much junk your p/u can haul.
-grouping is how the family poses for a photo
-in the black means your debt free
-stock means inventory
-no. 9 refers to a green at the golf course
-light 'em up, means have a smoke
-clays, means Play-Doh
-bbl, means a wooden or metal container
-a keg is what beer comes in
-gas-check, means looking at the fuel gauge
-CCW must be a type of music before you were born
-sling-shot, is what David did to Goliath
-COM is a port on a pc
-COF must be another port, but you have no idea where.
-Oakleys, are baby oak trees
-Bushnell, isn't that an Irish Whiskey?
-Weaver, someone that uses a loom
-Tasco, wasn't that a discount chain that went out of business?
-10/22, someone doesn't know how to properly write time.
-'06, refers to a year
-B 27, BINGO!! We have a winner
-1911, gotta be another year, somebody in the family was born in
-Trap, something you catch critters in
-S/C, somebody can't spell South Carolina
-Skeet field, dang southern folk slang for a skeeter's taking over the yard.
-Marbles, what you played with as a kid
-hull, part of a ship
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your anything less then my friend. Today at school our teacher told him he couldnt have any guns on his paper, he ranted and turned it in with the guns still on his paper:D
 
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