"All Gun owners are mass murderers"

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So I'm talking to my co-worker..

Blink: "So, you gonna vote absentee ballot this year?"
Co-W: "Yep. You?"
Blink: "Yep. Who ya votin' for?"
Co-W: "Well, I know who I'm not voting for. Bush. He's a mass murder. He's just Saddam with a Texas drawl... there's evil, and then there's EVIL, and that man I tell ya, is EVIL."
Blink: "Well, all politicians suck, that's why they are politicians. But to equate Bush to Saddam is ridiculous."
Co-W: "Really? Why? He armed a bunch of kids with guns and sent them to slaughter a bunch of innocent people."
Blink: "So you got something against the military, or Bush, or Guns, or all three?"
Co-W: "Well, all gun owners are mass murderers or would-be mass murderers. If murder wasn't their intention, why would they need a gun..?"

<Twoblink decides to walk away from the conversation before he has an aneurism.>

:cuss: :banghead: :fire:

He's from Seattle Washington... He feels that Seattle isn't liberal enough, and he's working hard to change that..

<Twoblink exits to get some pepto>

Just in case you didn't know it, all you gun owners out there, you are all mass murderers or mass murderers in wait... :barf:

If ever a comment was made with 170% emotion and -30% logic, this would be it..
 
Wise to walk away.:banghead:

Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level, and beat you up with experience.


Only those with an open mind can listen, and sometimes understand your point of view.
 
Sounds like your co-worker suffers from "constipation of the mind" and "diarrhea of the mouth".

Better to walk away, agreed. He/she'll voice his/her opinion to the wrong person and end up in hot aqua eventually. Distance yourself at all costs.
 
Why didn't I get the memo? Dang it I have been carrying a loaded (tool of mass murder) since early 80s. Nobody ever told me I need to kill with it. Heck every training class has been how to AVOID hurting anyone....
Before I started to carry I could just wade in fist/feet flying. Took a number of years of Martail arts and never had a fight go more then a few seconds. Couple blocks/one hit and tackle/hold done. When I started to carry I had to find way to avoid this.
Dang I even have spare ammo to be a REAL mass murder....
Course If I wanted to kill the most people in shortest time my pickup would be weapon of choice. Could get over a hundred with ease. Or fire.
That guy with nightclub yrs ago who chained doors shut then dumped gas and lit place on fire. Didn't he kill close to 150????
If you have gas cans and padlock/chain (bike lock/superglue/etc) you are a mass murderer.
 
I have met a genius that acted this way.

He could do advanced trig in his head and write complex code all day long.

Impressive intellect until you got on any other subject, then he was a mewling, babbling, right bleedin idiot. Especially about guns.
 
And posession of a p**** makes him a potential serial rapist. Suggest he consider surgery if he hasn't already done so.
 
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That guy with nightclub yrs ago who chained doors shut then dumped gas and lit place on fire. Didn't he kill close to 150????
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It was the Happy LAnd Social Club in the Bronx, 1990. The doors were chained shut illegally by the owners. The fire killed 80 people. I made an RKBA poster out of the incident once.

Oh, and your coworker is an ignorant, tickle-brained, scurvy imbecile.
 
Ask the person if they have kids. If so, tell them that they are a child-molester or would-be child molester and see if that gets their panties in a wad.:mad:
 
The guy who killed all the people was a Cuban that Pres. Carter let into the country. Using about a dollar's worth of gasoline he killed close to 90 people in an after hours club in NYC. I think they club had all exits blocked or locked and the only exit was a fire trap.

The perp was the Cuban boat person who, along with about 100,000 other Cubans, was allowed into the US during the Mariel(sp?) boat lift. It gave Castro an opportunity to export his criminals and nut jobs.

Reason for the fire was the Cuban was trying to get even with his girlfriend over some disagreement.
 
I think I would have said, "I'm a gun owner and I've never thought about murdering anyone...until now." :p
 
This is exactly one of the sub-intelligent life forms that make existence for criminals so easy and wonderful.

This subject is an accomplice of killers, mass-killers, and rapists. And such a moron wants to tell us how to live our lifes? :barf:
 
And posession of a p**** makes him a potential serial rapist. Suggest he consider surgery if he hasn't already done so.
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That's actually a pretty astute argument. I might use that one, and when they say "I would never do a thing like that!" with that shocked look on their face (you've all seen it...) then it's time to pull out the comparisons. :)
 
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And posession of a p**** makes him a potential serial rapist
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And of course, possision of a vagina automatically make you a whore or a whore in waiting. Try THAT one on the next anti-gun female you run into. If you're brave (and not likely to get sued for sexual harrasment) pull out your wallet and wink at her.

Oleg made a poster that says; "Registering guns "to prevent murder" is like registering genitals to prevent rape." The poster features and erect phallus with a serial number on it and a Browning HP. I won't post the link here, but if anybody wants to see it, PM me.
 
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Co-W: "Well, all gun owners are mass murderers or would-be mass murderers. If murder wasn't their intention, why would they need a gun..?"
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As anyone who has see "Innocents Betrayed" can attest, he has a point.

(Twoblink: Loan or give him a copy. And maybe some Valium to keep his head from exploding. );)
 
Oleg made a poster that says; "Registering guns "to prevent murder" is like registering genitals to prevent rape." The poster features and erect phallus with a serial number on it and a Browning HP. I won't post the link here, but if anybody wants to see it, PM me.
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Sounds a little coarse. Perhaps a photo of a man's fly, with a number tag hanging of the zipper would be more palatable.
 
Just in case you didn't know it, all you gun owners out there, you are all mass murderers or mass murderers in wait...
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i got that once and just laughed at the guy.

I was at an open cary walk here in ohio, trying to get CCW passed which we did!! and as we walked passed a protestor (with a shirt on that had an indian holding a rfle - and underneath said my heros have always killed cowboys) he just kept uttering potential murderer, potenetial murderer. it was really funny.
Then a few minutes later a protestor tried to grab the guys gun i was walking with. sometimes i just wonder what these idiots are thinking sometime.
 
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