On second thought - I mean, I _could_ invite 'em into Bogie's Bunker, and disable 'em with intense low-frequency wave pulses* (usually accompanied by exclamations of 'hey, this is cool!' and 'play that where it blows up again!'), or I can just show 'em a pic of one of Runt's pets, and watch 'em run screaming like a prepubescent pop fan...
*I maintain that my subwoofer, along the the transducers that I'm bolting to the Bogie's Bunker Preferred Seating Facility, are in actuality weaponry. Hah!
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Electromagnetic Mind-control Weapons (Acoustic Psycho-correction)
Operating on the principles of electromagnetic flux, "Acoustic Psycho-correction" weapons have been in development since the early 1970's. Utilizing low frequency transmissions, specific commands can be sent via static or white noise bands directly into the human subconscious allegedly, without upsetting other intellectual functions.
Demonstrations of these evolving technologies have shown positive results (even with exposures of less than one minute) producing noticeably altered behaviors in both willing and unwilling subjects. These Mind-altering weapons can be used to fight terrorists, control dissidents, suppress riots, and demoralize or disable enemy forces. On a positive note, the technology could also be used to enhance the performance or frame of mind of friendly forces.
Other Low-Frequency Weapon Effects:
The effects that can be produced through the use of ultra-low frequency weapons include: a sense of panic in non-panic situations, temporary paralysis, nausea, diarrhea, vertigo, palpitations, disorientation, severe headaches, loss of memory, loss of concentration, retinal bleeding, burnt face (even at night), faulty speech, loss of co-ordination, irritability, and even sleep disturbances.
