Snake Eyes
Lots of DVDs, spindle after spindle of burned disks, a coffee table no woman would let in the house.....this guy doesn't go out. No social life....just work, media and guns.
I realized that if I didn't spend 5 nights a week out in restaurants and bars, out on dates or meeting new women to date...well, I could probably own all those guns too. Hell, I bet my "social activities" nut is $500 a week!
Look at this poor guy! He's even got his shoes by the door. A guy that doesn't wear his shoes in his own house probably sits down to pee!