Bored...Must Torture THR Members...
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kd7nqb
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was this a thread just to make me jealous? Using my calculations you could part with ONE of those not miss it and make my week. I will even let YOU choose which one.
collateral
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do you live in michigan? LETS MAKE A DEAL!
Snake Eyes
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You know, I used to get jealous when I saw pics like these. I mean, after all, how can one guy afford all those toys?? I have a good income and I couldn't afford a tenth of that collection....
Then I take a hard look at the photos: Lots of DVDs, spindle after spindle of burned disks, a coffee table no woman would let in the house.....this guy doesn't go out. No social life....just work, media and guns.
I realized that if I didn't spend 5 nights a week out in restaurants and bars, out on dates or meeting new women to date...well, I could probably own all those guns too. Hell, I bet my "social activities" nut is $500 a week!
Look at this poor guy! He's even got his shoes by the door. A guy that doesn't wear his shoes in his own house probably sits down to pee!
Then I take a hard look at the photos: Lots of DVDs, spindle after spindle of burned disks, a coffee table no woman would let in the house.....this guy doesn't go out. No social life....just work, media and guns.
I realized that if I didn't spend 5 nights a week out in restaurants and bars, out on dates or meeting new women to date...well, I could probably own all those guns too. Hell, I bet my "social activities" nut is $500 a week!
Look at this poor guy! He's even got his shoes by the door. A guy that doesn't wear his shoes in his own house probably sits down to pee!
Mortech
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FARK! Whines and whimpers ..then pleads for mercy .... just not fair ....crys some more ...
silverlance
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I hope you meant net... then again, this may be a freudian faux pas...
Anyway, there's a simple cure for gun jealousy. Go C&R. Then you can snobbishly upturn your nose at these newfangled contraptions.. for you are a real man's man, cigarette smoking spur wearing pearl handled colt 45s... for you, a repeating rifle means a lee-enfield.. a martini is a british rifle... and a man's measure's can be taken from the wear marks on his ramrod. ho, ho, ho!
Well those who know me from arfcom know that isn't even 1/3 of my gun collection. Hell my WWI and WWII collection is bigger than that.
I do have about a 2,000 DVD library, I am a movie nut.
But why the hell would I let my wife tell me what kind of coffee table is acceptable?
kingpin008
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Now wait just one minute there friend! What does going barefoot have to do with anything? I may be a city-boy by birth, but I'm a caveman at heart. The soles of my feet are so tough, I could walk on lava without breakin' a sweat!
(and with the money I save on buying boots, I can put the OP's collection to shame!)
and guys wonder why I stay single. every time I tell my buddies they need to get a gun they say they can't afford it for some reason or another, basically cuz they're all married. I'm trying to snatch up as many toys as I can before I get hitched.
C-grunt
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^^^Yeah I was going to say the first pictures guns to rounds ratio is pretty low. LOL
Awesome collection though bro. That AUG would be so cool to have. How does it shoot?
Awesome collection though bro. That AUG would be so cool to have. How does it shoot?
RockyMtnTactical
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You are... EVIL! 
(in a good way)
(in a good way)
LOL. The ONLY ammo in the pics is a couple boxes of pistol ammo I had on a shelf. That is hardly all my ammo. I try and keep a minimum of 10k rounds of each major caliber.
As for the blank media, those are DVDs of movies that have never seen an official DVD release. I have a thing for rare and obscure movies, and until they come out with an official release I have to make due with VHS to DVD+R transfers.
The inhumanity of it all.
You sir are a rat!
Thats allot of time and money and iron sitting there, you are a fortunate man with so many choices.
Say you had to grab just one and only one say for TEOTWAWKI or SHTF or alien mutant zombies from the slime pit running beserk which one would you choose above and beyond all others and why would that one be your top choice that is if you don't mind me asking.
You sir are a rat!
Thats allot of time and money and iron sitting there, you are a fortunate man with so many choices.
Say you had to grab just one and only one say for TEOTWAWKI or SHTF or alien mutant zombies from the slime pit running beserk which one would you choose above and beyond all others and why would that one be your top choice that is if you don't mind me asking.
Rapidfire_85
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Wood furniture guns: "Sure is nice leaning against this shelf huh?"
Evil Black Guns: *Pushes wood guns down*
Wood furniture guns: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Evil Black Guns:
***TACTICOOL DOGPILE!!!!***lol i gotta go to sleep
drinkoj
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HA! You may have me beat on guns, but if your a DVD nut here's porn back at ya!
http://dvdtracker.com/[email protected]
And there is at least another 800 DVDs that I have not logged into my collection account. And they are orginals with cases! The batteries are dead in the camera otherwise I'd make you drool over what's just in the hallway.
Kimber1911_06238
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I'm jealous, nice pile...er....collection
Ninja42
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Uhm, you are aware that you can unattach and refill your magazines, right? You really dont have to buy a new gun every time your old one run out of ammo
Kalindras
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Niiiiiice collection!!
Heh, when I saw that first pile, I thought to myself, "What, is that the pile he just rolls around on?!?"
Kinda like if I ever win a lottery jackpot...I want to get it all in $1 bills...just fill a room with it, and go swimming!
Heh, when I saw that first pile, I thought to myself, "What, is that the pile he just rolls around on?!?"
Kinda like if I ever win a lottery jackpot...I want to get it all in $1 bills...just fill a room with it, and go swimming!
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