shermacman
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fletchette brings up a very good point: There are a whole lot of crimes that you haven't admitted to! No honest man should need to fly a kite past the age of 8 or 9. You had no sporting reason to fly a kite; indeed, you had no permit to fly said kite.
You have doubtless broken local, county, state and Federal aviation laws governing aircraft. You have acted in total disregard to wildlife preservation programs designed to protect denizens of the forest from "unnatural" acts such as the shock, confusion and fear of seeing a flying kite.
Did you consult the EPA about the possibility that your kite flying could disrupt centuries old wind patterns? No, you did not.
You in a heap o'trouble, boy!
You have doubtless broken local, county, state and Federal aviation laws governing aircraft. You have acted in total disregard to wildlife preservation programs designed to protect denizens of the forest from "unnatural" acts such as the shock, confusion and fear of seeing a flying kite.
Did you consult the EPA about the possibility that your kite flying could disrupt centuries old wind patterns? No, you did not.
You in a heap o'trouble, boy!