Humor: Self-Arrest Form

[Barbara]

Important money saving measure from the Eastpoint, Georgia police department.

On topic since they ask you to disarm yourself.

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

 

[LawDog]

LawDog

 

[Mark Tyson]

What is this, the third time that thing's been posted?

 

[Barbara]

I didn't realize. Is that a misdemenor or a felony?

 

[FPrice]

Barbara...

How do I remove the fingerprint impressions from my computer monitor screen???

 

[P95Carry]

Only a misdemenor Barbara ... no prob's!!

 

[StuporDave]

What is this, the third time that thing's been posted?

Apparently I didn't see it the first two times, sorry.

That is Funny!!

Dave

 

[foghornl]

And as I hear the refrain of Gomer Pyle:

"citizens ah-rest!" "citizens ah-rest!"

 

[pax]

I didn't realize. Is that a misdemenor or a felony?

That'd be a misdemeanor, ma'am. Please fill out the form and wait quietly at home until the police arrive to take you into custody.

pax

 

[harpethriver]

Barb-I hate to tell you but it's a felony because....3 strikes and you're out! Clearly this was a conspiracy on your part, and since you and others have now posted this 3 times you will be sentenced to 10 years as a spokesperson for Al Franken! Please leave all your guns and ammo at my house and report for your training at the NY Times immediately!