Assault rifle.
I don't like quizzes where you can see where it's going from the questions. I don't want to be taking the "Which Scooby-Doo character are you?" quiz and get asked if I like dog treats or neckerchiefs.
I want it to ask if I prefer bottled or canned beer, how many people I've punched, whether I believe in the Great Pumpkin, how often I cry, etc, then tell me I'm Velma.