Real mall ninja in my area.

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Just to keep us all focused on what's really important, the OP said:

In addition to this, he drives an old van. On the side of the van, he has printed out, in red lettering, on computer paper:

PROTECTION OFFICER: FIRST RESPONSE UNIT



... I'll post pics of his van the next time I see it. Should be next week or so.
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Your mission is to find and photograph that van, and post the pictures here.

If you succeed in your mission, the Van will become as Infamous as the Tactical Wheelbarrow, or Gecko45's Golf Cart.

But should you fail...

Oh...

Um Hmmmmm...

But you will not fail,

now will you?
 
taurusowner said:
Tourist, you may have to accept that you are not personally privy to every state, city, county, and municipal code in the nation regarding who can and cannot "arrest" or detain. As treo said, you're the one getting upset over others speaking of authority
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I can prove who I am in five minutes, so can you.

I am not asking him for any info here in a hobbyist forum that I would not ask him for in real life. And he better be able to prove his claims if he stops me.

If you stop me, touch me or hinder my movements, telling me, "I am not a sworn officer but I have the power to arrest you--I just can't prove it," then welcome to the fountain.

My State of Wisconsin is cracking down on these guys. In fact a few years ago our local TV station did a series of stories on the frauds who pull people over using old squad cars and lights purchased at the Radio Shack.

If a plains clothes officer pulls me over, I have the right to ask for ID. In Wisconsin, I can even ask for a uniformed officer if something doesn't smell right. I can even ease my car or motorcycle to a well lit area.

And that's assuming I am conversing with a real cop.

In some jurisdictions he has committed a felony by stating he has police powers. Let's get to the truth.
 
TexasSkyHawk,

I spent twelve years in craphole neighborhoods and housing projects and so on working as an undercover federal narcotics agent.

What's your experience with these places?
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You've talked a lot about your experiences- almost always in nebulous terms. Your background would be no more important than other posters, except you keep bringing it up as evidence of knowledge of a subject matter. YOU have made it an issue. I just haven't seen anything that constitutes any proof at all. I only served most of a year in a combat zone, and I have lots and lots of pictures of me, of Afghanistan, and of me in Afghanistan. Haven't seen any from you. Haven't seen any specifics, either.

Send me proof. I'll take evidence of your three gunshots. I'll take evidence of your supposed slide to the face. I would be satisfied with the equivalent of a DD214 that details your military service and awards. I will keep all of your information in confidence, except to post in this thread that you have indeed provided bonafides.

You have made your supposed past military and law enforcement service an issue. I am asking you to prove it. Don't send more nebulous stories. Just send proof.

My contact information is in my profile, or you can email to THRWebmaster(at)gmail.com. I'll be waiting.

John
 
treo said:
No, Like I said it's not part of my job, it never will be part of my job. And I couldn't care less.
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...ah, like I figured...

Did I ever tell you about the time I cut the pit out a cherry with a meat cleaver on a Sportster going 175 MPH to save Britney Spears?

Well, it never made the papers...
 
In Texas a SO {and any other citizen}can arrest for Breach of the Peace42.01 Texas Penal Code, Prevent Consequences of Theft 18.16 Texas Penal code, and any felony. All of which is contingent on being in the presence or view of the Security Officer.
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In other words, you have the same super citizen power that anyone else has- the magic power of citizen's arrest.

Furthermore, if you resist a lawful arrest by a SO, and cause injury, you can be charged with a third degree felony{2-10 years }
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Of course, the key here is LAWFUL arrest. Tricky thing, citizen's arrest. But of course, a security guard using all of the knowledge gained in his entire 30 hours of training would know that already.
 
In other words, you have the same super citizen power that anyone else has- the magic power of citizen's arrest.
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Not in North Carolina. I just took my concealed carry course last Saturday and if the guy in my house who I'm holding at gunpoint decides he wants to leave, I've got to let him.
 
In Texas a SO {and any other citizen}can arrest for Breach of the Peace42.01 Texas Penal Code, Prevent Consequences of Theft 18.16 Texas Penal code, and any felony.
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In a global sense, it's a good idea. I believe Wisconsin has it in some form. And if some innocent person is being harmed, I can see the benefit.

But if you're stupid enough to go to a working cowboys' roadhouse or a bikers' bar and start handing out jaywalking tickets, you'll get what you deserve. And won't be anything as gentle as a trip to the dunk tank.

You're not Batman, you're not The Green Hornet, don't pretend you are. Don't try and sell me hype. Get a real police officer or just go away.

And if you get busted for impersonating an officer, I'll testify against you with a big ol' grin and a bucket of popcorn.
 
NO ONE CARES ABOUT LEO OR MILITARY EXPERIANCE! WE JUST CAME TO SEE THE VAN!!!! BOO THESE THREAD PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws sandwich* I FLING MY BLT AT YOU!
 
This sucks. I read 7 pages about mall ninjas and haven't even seen a tactical mall vehicle yet. Bring out the van pics ! ! ! !
 
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