Out of the things listed here, #1 and #8 scare me the most...First line of defense, see attached.
Second, 870.
Third, Kahr p9.
Fourth, Ruger Blackhawk in 357.
Fifth, "Big Red" baseball bat.
Sixth, nasty screeching biting parrot.
Seventh, a can of hair spray and a lighter.
Eighth, a bad case of PMS and a b*ch slap.