I'm sorry I'm so sorry, but that is the funniest OMG funniest thing I've ever ever read. Honest to god, Sorry Skunkape, sorry, but that's the funniest thing ever. I did not ever expect to still be laughing 3 minutes later. LOlololol
I mean one time I watched a Tom Green show late one night with my landlady and he gave his parents a statue of his dad doing his mom doggie-style, and that was pretty funny, we laughed for quite a while.
But thanks, oh god I needed that laugh!
This board is amazing!
(PS as for carrying swimming it makes as much sense as anywhere else, imo, if you can find some inconspicuous way.)
(PPS A downside might be that if you 'lose retention' while jogging in a park, you can pick it up... in the ocean it might be trickier)
"My wife and I have taken the plunge and are planning to spend a full week at Forest Hills Nudist Resort this summer. We've been to nudist camps twice before, but never overnight. Since these previous trips were to beaches, my concealed carry technique for those situations was to keep my Makarov in a Ziploc bag inside our cooler. This summer's trip, however will include volleyball, pot-luck dinners, and dances. My cooler can't be within arm's reach in those situations. I need some advice. I've become so used to my CCW, I can't imagine being unarmed. Here are my options, as I see them:
1) Go unarmed, because nudists are generally real nice folks.
2) Carry around a leather satchel or man-purse. With a shoulder strap, of course.
3) This one's kind of hard to explain. My wife and I are into a rather unusual type of entertainment, and I've discovered that normal duct tape adheres very well to human skin. You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however."