You know you are a GUN NUT if...
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AKElroy
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When you replay dozens of times & boast of the rare Hollywood accuracy the scene in Tremmor's 2 when Michael Gross fires his .50 BMG & the window behind him shatters from the blast.
mercedesrules
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When you have a Wilkinson Arms "Linda" and were disappointed that you were too late to buy a matching "Sherry".
The Gunman
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When you actually understand that enough to know it's funny as hell!!!!!!!
The Gunman
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Could be when I went to chi er um I mean Wal Mart and looked at the ammo and commented, "I'm better stocked than that!"
preachnhunt
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Your wife asks you at breakfast what you want on your bagel and you holler "YOU SHOT THE DOG ?!"
AKElroy
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When you look up your own old posts just to marvel at pics of YOUR OWN GUNS.
klcmschlesinger
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When you get e-mails from Gunbroker that you have won auctions that you don't remember bidding on. Actually is kind of fun, it's like a surprise.
Dravur
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How about when cleaning the house and reorganizing closets, you find a gun that you forgot that you owned...
Happens alot...
Happens alot...
Extremely Pro Gun
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oh my god!!! Hahahahaha
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docdizzle
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When you gripe about the guns laws in other states because they're just THAT absurd ("I gotta get a PERMIT to BUY that here?!")
When you splurge any bonus you got on .357 ammo because it was in stock.
When you walked out of Wal-Mart with 400 rounds of .45 and were complaining because that was all they had.
When you splurge any bonus you got on .357 ammo because it was in stock.
When you walked out of Wal-Mart with 400 rounds of .45 and were complaining because that was all they had.
ozarkgunner
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When it takes longer to pack for an outing to the range or squirle hunting than it does for an out of town weekend trip.
Guns and more
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You tell the fire department, "If the house is on fire, flood the basement and run!"
You buy ammo for guns you don't own............yet.
You keep a minimum of 1000 rounds of everything you shoot.
You read a newspaper story about an "arsenal" and "stockpile" of ammo, and say, "I have more than that!"
You buy ammo for guns you don't own............yet.
You keep a minimum of 1000 rounds of everything you shoot.
You read a newspaper story about an "arsenal" and "stockpile" of ammo, and say, "I have more than that!"
ozarkgunner
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When your wife thinks you are on a singles website causwe your on THR everytime she sees you on the computer.
Or your wife wishes you were looking at "real" porn, instead of being on THR again.
When your computer automaticly switches your "home page" to a gun website.
When you have to clean out your web brouser history every few days to keep it running fast because your computer keeps freezing up cause it's RAM is full.
Or your wife wishes you were looking at "real" porn, instead of being on THR again.
When your computer automaticly switches your "home page" to a gun website.
When you have to clean out your web brouser history every few days to keep it running fast because your computer keeps freezing up cause it's RAM is full.
bwsmith2850
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...if your wife sends your oldest daughter to the gunshop to keep you in line and you come back with a pink youth .22 that she fell in love with. Good girl!
ozarkgunner
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When your in bed and your wife says she has a head ache and rolls over when you start talking about guns.
When your "dirty talk" starts with "The muzzle velocity...", "I shot a small....",
When you justify shooting "another" possum or skunk in your back yard by saying, "It was either him or me"
When you wake up in the morning with a sore sholder but can't remember what you did, but then when you rub your eyes you smell power residue and then say "those were some sweet groupings"
When you wife just takes the trash out herself when she walks in and sees you clean a gun "again"
Your wife kills the spider herself, rather then ask you to stop cleaning your gun for a second because confronting the spider would be less tramatic then the stare and the argument she would get from you.
When your wife thinks you are having an affair because of your "un-accounted for" time.
When your wife thinks there is another women because of the un-accoutned money that you've been spending.
When your wife would rather you were having an affair, instead of spending money on guns or haning out at the gun shop.
When you plan your vacation time and money around when and where there will be a gun show.
When you call your favorite gun shop to see if they are going to be at the next gun show, but they don't know about it yet.
When you have become friends with the manager of the fair grounds where the gun show in your area is held, so you can get a reserved parking spot at the front.
When your local gun shop calls your job to see how much overtime you will be getting so they can adjust their orders to anticipate how much you will have to spend.
When friends and relatives look at you funny they unwrap a gun related item, and they don't own said weapon the item is for. And then you offer to trade them for something you got.
When you justify buuying another gun to your wife by asking her how much your kids lives are worth.
When all the houses around you get vandalized or broken into, except yours, because the person/s that did it know you are a gun nut.
When your tan line has gun silhouet.
When the SWAT team calls you for back up.
When you ask the police if you can keep the brass from the shoot out.
Instead of a wallet outline worn into your favorite pants, its the outline from your favorite holster.
When you buy pants a couple sizes too big, so that your IWB holster fits ok.
When your pants wearout in the same place on the wait band, instead of the knees.
When you pass up a higher paying job, becaus the employeers building is a "gun free zone"
When your kids parents think your wife is a single mom, a widow, or that yoyu are a dead beat dad, cause you've never been to parent teacher conferance, bacause you can't CC into the school.
When new people you meet think there is something wrong with your strong side arm because you never lift it very high so as not to have your jacket expose your CC weapon.
Your friends ask you why you never go to the local bar with them.
Your wife hates your "date night" cause yoyu always want to go to the McDonalds or Subway at your local walmart, cause you always cruise the gun counter after.
When your local gun and pawn calls you to see if they are paying too much for something brought in.
When you local gun shop keeps "the good stuff" in the back , just for you.
When the manufacturers call you to ask if "this" is a good modification for the next years model.
When your strong side fore arm is significantly larger than your weakside.
When your wife tells you to shower before getting "intimate" because you smell like gun solovent.
When you ask your wife if you can have dinner at the in-laws, again, because her father brought back some "souveniers" from over seas after "the war"
When you can identify a strangers weapon in their gun sock at the gun shop, by it's outline.
instead of being able to tell a clasic car by the sound of its engine, you can tell what kind of weapon it is by the sound of its slide or bolt.
When the local PD forensics lab calls you to help identify a smashed bullet from a crime scene.
Your idea of carving a Halloween pumpkin starts with, "ok kids, stand back"
When a hooker asks you if you're looking for a "good time" and you say, "Sure, but I didn't know there was a shooting range in this part of the city. It must be new."
When a hooker as you if your looking for a "good time" and you say "sure, but I didn't know the shooting range was open this late.
When your "dirty talk" starts with "The muzzle velocity...", "I shot a small....",
When you justify shooting "another" possum or skunk in your back yard by saying, "It was either him or me"
When you wake up in the morning with a sore sholder but can't remember what you did, but then when you rub your eyes you smell power residue and then say "those were some sweet groupings"
When you wife just takes the trash out herself when she walks in and sees you clean a gun "again"
Your wife kills the spider herself, rather then ask you to stop cleaning your gun for a second because confronting the spider would be less tramatic then the stare and the argument she would get from you.
When your wife thinks you are having an affair because of your "un-accounted for" time.
When your wife thinks there is another women because of the un-accoutned money that you've been spending.
When your wife would rather you were having an affair, instead of spending money on guns or haning out at the gun shop.
When you plan your vacation time and money around when and where there will be a gun show.
When you call your favorite gun shop to see if they are going to be at the next gun show, but they don't know about it yet.
When you have become friends with the manager of the fair grounds where the gun show in your area is held, so you can get a reserved parking spot at the front.
When your local gun shop calls your job to see how much overtime you will be getting so they can adjust their orders to anticipate how much you will have to spend.
When friends and relatives look at you funny they unwrap a gun related item, and they don't own said weapon the item is for. And then you offer to trade them for something you got.
When you justify buuying another gun to your wife by asking her how much your kids lives are worth.
When all the houses around you get vandalized or broken into, except yours, because the person/s that did it know you are a gun nut.
When your tan line has gun silhouet.
When the SWAT team calls you for back up.
When you ask the police if you can keep the brass from the shoot out.
Instead of a wallet outline worn into your favorite pants, its the outline from your favorite holster.
When you buy pants a couple sizes too big, so that your IWB holster fits ok.
When your pants wearout in the same place on the wait band, instead of the knees.
When you pass up a higher paying job, becaus the employeers building is a "gun free zone"
When your kids parents think your wife is a single mom, a widow, or that yoyu are a dead beat dad, cause you've never been to parent teacher conferance, bacause you can't CC into the school.
When new people you meet think there is something wrong with your strong side arm because you never lift it very high so as not to have your jacket expose your CC weapon.
Your friends ask you why you never go to the local bar with them.
Your wife hates your "date night" cause yoyu always want to go to the McDonalds or Subway at your local walmart, cause you always cruise the gun counter after.
When your local gun and pawn calls you to see if they are paying too much for something brought in.
When you local gun shop keeps "the good stuff" in the back , just for you.
When the manufacturers call you to ask if "this" is a good modification for the next years model.
When your strong side fore arm is significantly larger than your weakside.
When your wife tells you to shower before getting "intimate" because you smell like gun solovent.
When you ask your wife if you can have dinner at the in-laws, again, because her father brought back some "souveniers" from over seas after "the war"
When you can identify a strangers weapon in their gun sock at the gun shop, by it's outline.
instead of being able to tell a clasic car by the sound of its engine, you can tell what kind of weapon it is by the sound of its slide or bolt.
When the local PD forensics lab calls you to help identify a smashed bullet from a crime scene.
Your idea of carving a Halloween pumpkin starts with, "ok kids, stand back"
When a hooker asks you if you're looking for a "good time" and you say, "Sure, but I didn't know there was a shooting range in this part of the city. It must be new."
When a hooker as you if your looking for a "good time" and you say "sure, but I didn't know the shooting range was open this late.
FROGO207
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If you cant go thirty days without withdrawal symptoms because you haven't filled out a firearms BATF purchase form.
If replying to a question the person you are talking to refers to you as "One of them da---d NRA freaks".
If replying to a question the person you are talking to refers to you as "One of them da---d NRA freaks".
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