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If your dog is an NRA member. 
Seriously I pay her dues very year
Seriously I pay her dues very year
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You know you are a GUN NUT if...
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When you buy lots of guns for "hog" hunting because they would be politically incorrect to shoot anything else with. And I only go once or twice a year!!!
ozarkgunner
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Your favorite rifle but has polished spot on it from rubbing your cheek.
The palm of your shooting hand has matching checkering on it as your favorite pistol.
You wake up in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare about your favorite caliber not being made anymore.
You start a candle light vigil infront of the gun shop that had a fire.
Instead of slipping on your kids toy cars or skate board, you slip on spent brass casings.
Your wife stops asking what you want for xmas/b day/ etc, and asks if the gun shop has gift certificates.
the bomb squad has to be called when your house is on fire because of "that room"
You get regular visits from the FBI and the ATF because of your rescent purchases.
You get regular discounts on ammo from the manufacturer because of the amount you buy.
You buy stock in the ammo/gun manufacturer so you can start getting some of your money back.
You sell your only vehicle to make the house payment in stead of a couple of guns.
You cry at movie scenes when a gun gets destroyed.
You wishthey would take the girls out of the gun posters and calanders so you caould see more of the gun.
Instead of stubbing your toe on the bed post, you stub it on the butt of a rifle.
You ask the shipping company if they can drop a frieght delivery at your house instead of the gun shop.
You spend the money on a dealrs liscence so you can get the dealers discount for you self, and justify it buy telling your wife, the liscence will pay for it self in the first ten purchases.
You rent a booth at the gun show so you can get in when everyone else is setting up and get first pick.
Movie producers call you to be a technical consultant in their next big shoot em up movie.
The military base calls you to schedule training to make sure you are available for teaching
The palm of your shooting hand has matching checkering on it as your favorite pistol.
You wake up in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare about your favorite caliber not being made anymore.
You start a candle light vigil infront of the gun shop that had a fire.
Instead of slipping on your kids toy cars or skate board, you slip on spent brass casings.
Your wife stops asking what you want for xmas/b day/ etc, and asks if the gun shop has gift certificates.
the bomb squad has to be called when your house is on fire because of "that room"
You get regular visits from the FBI and the ATF because of your rescent purchases.
You get regular discounts on ammo from the manufacturer because of the amount you buy.
You buy stock in the ammo/gun manufacturer so you can start getting some of your money back.
You sell your only vehicle to make the house payment in stead of a couple of guns.
You cry at movie scenes when a gun gets destroyed.
You wishthey would take the girls out of the gun posters and calanders so you caould see more of the gun.
Instead of stubbing your toe on the bed post, you stub it on the butt of a rifle.
You ask the shipping company if they can drop a frieght delivery at your house instead of the gun shop.
You spend the money on a dealrs liscence so you can get the dealers discount for you self, and justify it buy telling your wife, the liscence will pay for it self in the first ten purchases.
You rent a booth at the gun show so you can get in when everyone else is setting up and get first pick.
Movie producers call you to be a technical consultant in their next big shoot em up movie.
The military base calls you to schedule training to make sure you are available for teaching
Quoheleth
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While waiting at the doctor's office and someone says, "Can I see that magazine?" you unconsciously reach down to make sure your CCW is covered.
Scope mouthwash recognizes your voice when you call to inquire about a Hoppe's #9 flavor.
When you want to read something REALLY good, you go back and read your own THR posts and ponder the wisdom of your words.
The local constabulary calls you to interpret the latest gun laws.
The most beautiful woman in the world walks right by you and you don't even notice because you were admiring the fat, hairy guy's stainless 1911 that he's carrying OWB.
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Scope mouthwash recognizes your voice when you call to inquire about a Hoppe's #9 flavor.
When you want to read something REALLY good, you go back and read your own THR posts and ponder the wisdom of your words.
The local constabulary calls you to interpret the latest gun laws.
The most beautiful woman in the world walks right by you and you don't even notice because you were admiring the fat, hairy guy's stainless 1911 that he's carrying OWB.
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InkEd
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When you reading something and see "642 AD" and immediately think somebody shot their revolver in the house.
...when your favorite jacket has empty brass in at least two pockets
...when you turn onto a gravel road and you start to hear a faint tinkling of brass coming from somewhere in your car (yes mine does this and i just cant find the stuff!)
...when you cringe every time someone in a movie cocks the hammer of a 1911 and it makes the same shuck-shuck sound as a pump shotgun
...when you cant sit still in church because the wind and lighting conditions are perfect for sighting in your new rifle
...when you turn onto a gravel road and you start to hear a faint tinkling of brass coming from somewhere in your car (yes mine does this and i just cant find the stuff!)
...when you cringe every time someone in a movie cocks the hammer of a 1911 and it makes the same shuck-shuck sound as a pump shotgun
...when you cant sit still in church because the wind and lighting conditions are perfect for sighting in your new rifle
chevyforlife21
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haha coromo
jojo200517
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When you clear out all of the dvd's and stuff under your entertainment system to store ammo stockpile because you can organize it neatly in the divided drawers. Only to have the drawer break a week or 2 later due to the weight. You reinforce the drawer so you can store items which you have less than 1000 rounds of so you can see what to buy easily and store the remainder of the ammo in the closet moving the dvd's again to the garage.
You order enough ammo to get free shipping.
You get a job at a gun club because other people will let you shoot there guns if you act interested.
You know where every gun store within 50 miles is and the best route to take to visit all of them and the range.
You know the difference between FMJ and FMC and the guys working at the gun store don't.
You order enough ammo to get free shipping.
You get a job at a gun club because other people will let you shoot there guns if you act interested.
You know where every gun store within 50 miles is and the best route to take to visit all of them and the range.
You know the difference between FMJ and FMC and the guys working at the gun store don't.
HAMMERDROP
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You know your a gun nut if ...
Company comes over and your front porch collapses and 6 or more dogs have accidental discharges
!!!!!!!!
Michael
Company comes over and your front porch collapses and 6 or more dogs have accidental discharges
!!!!!!!! Michael
ConstitutionCowboy
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You know you are a GUN NUT if...
You place your hand on your gun when you pledge allegance.
Woody
You place your hand on your gun when you pledge allegance.
Woody
EvanWilliams
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
That's me.
Claymore1500
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How about when you open a post that asks, "If you could only have one, what would it be?" and you can't answer it.
Firemedic21
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When u've taken ur kids shooting so much that they think the smell of burning gun powder is the best smell in the world & u have to agree.
When ur family knows that u don't want anything for ur birthday or christmas that isn't gun related
When u ask ur b/f if ur gun matches ur outfit
Whe u ask ur b/f if ur gun makes ur butt look big
When ur gun & holster collection is larger than ur shoe or handbag collection
When u buy a new gun because none of ur others match a particular.
When ur kids think a great day out w/u means ur going to the range
When a hot girl/guy walks by & the only thing u look at is the gun that their carrying & nothing else
When u buy parts for a gun u don't even own yet
When u use a ammo can for all of ur gun stuff
When ur family knows that u don't want anything for ur birthday or christmas that isn't gun related
When u ask ur b/f if ur gun matches ur outfit
Whe u ask ur b/f if ur gun makes ur butt look big
When ur gun & holster collection is larger than ur shoe or handbag collection
When u buy a new gun because none of ur others match a particular.
When ur kids think a great day out w/u means ur going to the range
When a hot girl/guy walks by & the only thing u look at is the gun that their carrying & nothing else
When u buy parts for a gun u don't even own yet
When u use a ammo can for all of ur gun stuff
sidibear
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When you show a stranger the photos on your phone and there is one blurred shot of the wife and kids and several highly detailed ones of every gun you own.
Your answerfone message is "leave a message after the bang".
The smell of 009 gets you aroused.
There are dark marks on the light coloured sofa where you have used that bore snake and forgotten what was behind you.
You have campaigned to get Eugene Tackleberry made a saint.
Your answerfone message is "leave a message after the bang".
The smell of 009 gets you aroused.
There are dark marks on the light coloured sofa where you have used that bore snake and forgotten what was behind you.
You have campaigned to get Eugene Tackleberry made a saint.
ozarkgunner
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When your wife is pissed at you for not paying attention to the Im's she sending about your kid cause you are on THR posting
content
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Hello friends and neighbors // When friends and family refer to your arsenal
and you think they are kidding.
I just did a 12 hour turn around across the state of N.C. (for work) and stopped at six(6) Wally's and seven (7) smaller stores looking for 357/38 ammo deals. I bought all three boxes of Winchester 357 110gr, only three stores had any, one box each. Some CCI .22 shotshells( three boxes) and a 550 pack of federal copper washed hollow point. No 38 rounds at all.
Does this make me a gun nut?
P.S. Don't bother looking for 357/38 ammo along highway 41 in N.C.
and you think they are kidding.
I just did a 12 hour turn around across the state of N.C. (for work) and stopped at six(6) Wally's and seven (7) smaller stores looking for 357/38 ammo deals. I bought all three boxes of Winchester 357 110gr, only three stores had any, one box each. Some CCI .22 shotshells( three boxes) and a 550 pack of federal copper washed hollow point. No 38 rounds at all.
Does this make me a gun nut?
P.S. Don't bother looking for 357/38 ammo along highway 41 in N.C.
scythefwd
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When you reply to a "you might be a gun nut" thread with places to get ammo because others can't find it.
content - In VA, come down I95. Take 17N for about 10 miles. Take a right on 15/29. Gun store on the left side of the road does have lots of .38 +P and some .357. Also have pretty much everything else but .380.
content - In VA, come down I95. Take 17N for about 10 miles. Take a right on 15/29. Gun store on the left side of the road does have lots of .38 +P and some .357. Also have pretty much everything else but .380.
content
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Hello friends and neighbors// scythefwd thanks for the tip
I called them,Clark Bros.(nice folks), next time I'm up that way I'll check in. They have Rem. 357 158gr.sp for $51.99 per 50 rnds. // Win. 38+P 125gr. jhp for $31.95.
Higher price than around here (S.C.) but "in stock" rules.
One day I may try online but for now I enjoy the search (also gives me an excuse to check local deals on weapons)
Thanks again....content
This brings me to another Gun Nut fact that my friend pointed out to me today.///// I carry my FFL's business card in the front mesh area of my wallet, just in case.
I called them,Clark Bros.(nice folks), next time I'm up that way I'll check in. They have Rem. 357 158gr.sp for $51.99 per 50 rnds. // Win. 38+P 125gr. jhp for $31.95.
Higher price than around here (S.C.) but "in stock" rules.
One day I may try online but for now I enjoy the search (also gives me an excuse to check local deals on weapons)
Thanks again....content
This brings me to another Gun Nut fact that my friend pointed out to me today.///// I carry my FFL's business card in the front mesh area of my wallet, just in case.
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