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Tamara Keel claims to know who Gecko45 is. According to her he was a coworker in a gun store she worked who was Trolling Glock Talk. She has enough of a reputation in the shooting industry that I accept her story without question


https://www.luckygunner.com/lounge/author/tamara/
I'm not seeing her story... Well if hes a troll then that's pretty funny. I've just met a couple guys whose real life, face to face, lies and stories were so far out there that I guess I can't tell if someone's just another one of those guys, or a troll who knows better and has nothing else to do with his time.
 
A couple of weeks later I was asked to drive the church bus over to some halfway house for drug addicts to pick some guys up for church and guess who the first guy out the door was? He got in the bus and I asked him when the Marine Corps. Started billeting their NCOs in half way houses? He got kinda nasty and hopped right off the bus. Never saw him again.

I’ve come to the conclusion it’s not worth the effort to correct them. They’ll just avoid you in the future and go peddle their lies elsewhere.
That was great of you to run him away from the real help he needs at church.
 
Maybe we will be fortunate enough for gecko to grace us with his presents here.
I’d bet money it’s some guys jacking around. They put a lot of effort into it to keep it consistent. Someone that’s real mall ninja probably wouldn’t have their story so straight for so long. I’m voting some military guys who are wounded and couldnt do much but lay around for a while.
I didnt see the post about someone knowing him. That’s plausable too.
 
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Maybe we will be fortunate enough for gecko to grace us with his presents here.
I’d bet money it’s some guys jacking around. They put a lot of effort into it to keep it consistent. Someone that’s real mall ninja probably wouldn’t have their story so straight for so long. I’m voting some military guys who are wounded and couldnt do much but lay around for a while.
Last input for me.. Wouldn't someone that's messing with people have a harder time being consistent than someone who truly believed it in his mind? He was so consistent on the HK thing that he brought it up multiple times. It led me to believe he was a misinformed mall ninja.

Maybe he's Todd? Lol. The truth is out there.
 
Last input for me.. Wouldn't someone that's messing with people have a harder time being consistent than someone who truly believed it in his mind? He was so consistent on the HK thing that he brought it up multiple times. It led me to believe he was a misinformed mall ninja.

Maybe he's Todd? Lol. The truth is out there.
His real name is Paul blart
 
Years ago when the AR-15 was the new gun for Viet Nam I was told if one was hit in the arm with a bullet out of one, it would take the whole arm off.

Another guy told me the 25/06 rifle he used to have shot its bullets at well over 4,000 fps.
 
I'm not seeing her story... Well if hes a troll then that's pretty funny. I've just met a couple guys whose real life, face to face, lies and stories were so far out there that I guess I can't tell if someone's just another one of those guys, or a troll who knows better and has nothing else to do with his time.

I'm sorry, that was just her bio that I posted.

The Gecko claim was either on her Facebook page or comment that she made on Claude Werner's Facebook page.

I don't remember the exact wording but she made a comment alluding that she knew who gecko was so I asked her straight up "Are you saying that you know who posted them all ninja threads?" And she replied that it was a co-worker of hers from a gun store in Indiana
 
ANYTHING coming out of the mouth of someone who says they were in Special Ops.............it might take a while to determine which video game they were playing, but it usually comes out in the end.
AMEN!

I recall many years back a guy I worked with, who was maybe a three-year veteran cop at the time, bragging up his military exploits to a couple of new-hires who had about a month in training. The guy (Dennis) was bragging about his military service “in a classified tactical unit” that saw combat in Asia and Central America. He was laying it on thick, and in his world was painting himself as Steven Segal and John Rambo all in one.

One of the “ boots” (Aaron) perked up after hearing about the amazing Central American exploits Dennis claimed, and after he was talking with Dennis for a bit I knew he had Dennis pegged as a fraud. I asked the kid where he served. Aaron didn’t hesitate, and responded loudly, “7th Special Forces, Green Berets!” These guys really were the SFG in Central America, and this kid saw years of open and clandestine service in several countries down there. Dennis clammed up and looked like he was going to barf after that...

Man, we busted Dennis’ balls for years afterwards... especially when the background guy confirmed later that Dennis actual MOS was a cook!

Stay safe.
 
Was a fellow who hung around the LGS who was convinced bullets follow some sort of sine curve.
That, "zeroed" at 100, the bullets would climb at 25 yards, fall gettign to 50, then climb again at 75, to drop again at 100, then climb up at 200. When I was the one this dogma was being lectured to, I would just nod a bit, then bring up the weather at the first opportunity.

I often wonder if that bird is (was) a flat-earther.

There was a time, at Drill, when the senior staff needed a break and we decamped to a nearby Borders for coffee. Uniform of the day was Utilities, so we're all pretty anonymous. Due a table over has decided he like the cut of my XO's jib and is busy trying to chat her up with all sorts of tales of great exploits. Even better, that she needed to listen to a dude with his experience, so that, with his guidance, she might even become an officer some day (yeah, completely missed those silve oak leaves on the collar points). Anyway, the Chief shows up right after this due is all about his 15th or 16th PH (might have been 27th, I lost count). The MYMC had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, militarily, so was wearing his full rack--every single award, which was rather a lot. Dude notices the Master Chief's PH and the pair of devices on it, "Dang, Colonel, what kinda Heart izzat?" Without skipping a beat or a change in expression, the Chief says he cut his finger washing dishes, and it go infected and gangrene set in and they had to amputate. At the Neck. "Gosh, whua happn'd then?" "I died. And developed a craving for
scones." At which point he sets down the plate of still warm scones he's brought.

So much for military decorum. Falling out of chairs laughing by all hands. Dude scampers off, un-noticed. Wonder what tales he tells of the seekret ko-mand-dos at the bookstore who are scone vampires . . .
 
This reminds me of the THR member I heard about named TexasSkyhawk. His constant military/LE stories were so outlandish that he was eventually called out by a moderator. He subsequently disappeared from THR and was given the THR title of “Internet SEAL”. If you look up his old posts he’s still got “Internet SEAL” below his name.

Right now I’m having a hard time finding the exact post where he was called out. If someone else finds it first, please link it for me.
 
This reminds me of the THR member I heard about named TexasSkyhawk. His constant military/LE stories were so outlandish that he was eventually called out by a moderator. He subsequently disappeared from THR and was given the THR title of “Internet SEAL”. If you look up his old posts he’s still got “Internet SEAL” below his name.

Right now I’m having a hard time finding the exact post where he was called out. If someone else finds it first, please link it for me.

Found it. Not sure on the auto link, but look up The Mall Ninja when searching for Internet Seal on here. Someone saved the transcripts it seems. If its not the same, no worries. Just trying to help.
 
Guess my post will pale in comparison to a lot of yours, but...

A couple years ago I was at the range, not many souls there. When a couple lanes over I could hear this guy telling a gal he was trying to impress, that his Mosin-Nagant was a Russian sniper rifle. She giggled some, and he continues telling her of its' traits.
Problem 1, it had a modern scope. 2, they were on the 25 yd. pistol lane.
 
Oh, so many... Not just gun shop tales, but all over. I've met my share of Marine Scout Snipers, SEALS, Snipers, Operators, and SpecOps folks. You know the types -- maybe just past their teens, maybe in their 20s, maybe in their 30s, but with the demeanor, body type, and look that screams -- I've never been out of my Mom's basement or Florida room down here.
But then again, with this September 24th marking 36 years of having stepped onto the yellow footprints at MCRD Parris Island and I'm still wearing a uniform, albeit one weekend a month and Air Force ABUs instead of USMC Cammies, may be reason enough for me to be able to spot these posers coming a mile away. I sometimes will let them go on, and ask some leading questions of their "service". I just smile and go on my way.

I just love when they start talking about their exploits. Makes my meager service pale in comparison. I guess I should get out more.

And of course, the gun show or shop commandos. They've done it all, and can school you on anything in guns or shooting. You know the ones that are long range precision shooters with their uber accurate custom rigs, but can't seem to group at 25 yards.
 
This reminds me of the THR member I heard about named TexasSkyhawk. His constant military/LE stories were so outlandish that he was eventually called out by a moderator. He subsequently disappeared from THR and was given the THR title of “Internet SEAL”. If you look up his old posts he’s still got “Internet SEAL” below his name.

Right now I’m having a hard time finding the exact post where he was called out. If someone else finds it first, please link it for me.


He was called out by one of the admins (JShirley) because Every. Single post had some reference to his exploits as a Seal, including the invasion of Grenada. The exact post vanished about the time Texas Cheesehead did. He also posted as "Texas Searay" on TFL.

Here's some classic Texas Cheesedick

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You seem somewhat bitter SkyHawk

Even got positive feedback from the local PD{ a real rarity in private security}
Not all private security guards are "mall ninjas} just as every DEA agent is not that moron who shot himself in the leg{only one professional enough}
Sigh.

Yeah, still a bit pissed off that so many clueless mall managers, car lot dealers, etc continue to scrape BELOW the barrel (not even the bottom of it) for what passes as "security" simply to satisfy insurance requirements.

It gets old having these idiots coat-tail you around places, tell you how much they want to be a DEA/FBI/ATF/USBP/US Marshal type, but because of a "bum knee" or "an old wound from the military" that the "government just wouldn't take them."

Spare me. I got shot three times in the service and I still passed the physical. It's normally because these numbnuts have the IQ of a dead houseplant or because they're a good one hundred or more pounds overweight . . . that's their obstacle.

Also got old having them continuously burn your cover. Finally, we just quit telling them who we were unless absolutely necessary--then promised them arrest and disappearance via the black helicopters :rolleyes: if they burned us in any way.

And EVEN THEN. . .

Good ones? Absolutely. But they are not what I call "mall ninjas."

They are security professionals. Big difference, as I thought I explained earlier.

I've worked with part-time pimple-faced college kids who wore a ugly light blue shirt and tin-pie badge who were better to work with than a lot of my own agents. Likewise, I've worked with corproate internal security folks that were BETTER than most of my own agents.

Better pay does attract better quality.

But do know that there IS a difference between a mall ninja and a security professional.

I've never had a security professional try to arrest me, but I have had mall ninjas try.

Clear enough?

Jeff

P.S. That bozo agent who shot himself? Most of us wished he had been showing the kids how not to look down inside your barrel instead. . . He was to us what that Baltimore slob cop is to everyday police officers.

If every single gun owner belonged to the NRA as well as their respective state rifle/gun association, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in today.
 
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Not a gun story; I stopped at a redlight about a week ago and saw a guy holding a sign saying “homeless Vietnam veteran”. He MIGHT have been 30 years old.
 
Eh, every street-corner beggar where I live wears woodland camo pants or jackets and their signs all read, "Homeless vet." I've stopped asking them what their MOS/rating was, last unit or where they served ... Ticks me off since most vets (unless in the throes of serious addiction issues) understand they have way more resources than the average homeless drunk/addict and aren't out begging on the streets.
 
There was a woman who worked in the packaging department, that claimed that she had inoperable brain cancer for about 5 years. She also claimed to be the only child of the man who invented single side band radios (not even sure if that’s a real thing).

She also claimed that Hyman Rickover was so impressed with her father’s service that he (Admiral Rickover) arranged for the Navy to send her to college to be a communications spook, she claimed that the “brain cancer” was the result of her being around the communications equipment.
Was her last name/maiden name Carson?

Obviously some of that makes no sense, but some of it tracks well enough that it could possibly be true. The timeline isn't completely contradictory, and there would have been naval involvement.
 
Was her last name/maiden name Carson?

Obviously some of that makes no sense, but some of it tracks well enough that it could possibly be true. The timeline isn't completely contradictory, and there would have been naval involvement.

To be perfectly honest I couldn't remember her name to save my life.

The most ridiculous aspect of her story was that it was so super secret that she couldn't take a medical discharge but she had no problem telling the whole story to me?
 
Regarding the 41 magnum and 10mm discussion earlier in the thread, reading it jarred a memory loose.

Several months ago I was looking at a Glock 20 in a LGS. Typically the folks who work there are well informed and very helpful, including the employee showing me the gun.

"10mm is a great round. It's basically a semiauto 41 magnum!"

I paused and tried to decide how to address it. The man was at least two decades my senior and has shot far longer than I, but I didn't agree with his assertion. There was no one else nearby, so I knew I wouldn't be making him look foolish in front of anyone else, so I decided to point out the distinction between the two cartridges.

"Well, it is if you are shooting warm 10mm and watered down 41 ammo." He looked puzzled.
Then I asked him if he reloaded or hand loaded his own ammo. His response was "No I don't."

My response "If you look at reputable load data for the two cartridges the 41 mag leaves the 10mm in the dust when it's loaded warm. There really is a big difference between the two. If you load 357 like it used to be loaded it's a better comparison to 10mm. Of course you can't put 15 rounds of 41 mag in a revolver though, so it's just a matter of what you are trying to do." Fortunately he is a reasonable guy, and realized when I started talking about load data, that I had done my research. I'm no loading guru, in fact I'm pretty new at it, but I CAN read. He was just ill informed, and he was trying to sell me something. I hope he did a little research afterward.

I learned from that encounter a valuable lesson. Age is no guarantee of wisdom. Of course, youth is no guarantee of innovation either. I had heard that before somewhere, maybe on a television show, but this encounter illustrated it well.

Regarding the people who lie about having served in the military and being some brand of special operator; pathological liars are out there. It is a sad mental attitude to have, because to me it indicates that they see little value in their own lives and need approval and gratification from others. I believe it is a true mental illness. Calling them on it is appropriate of course, but I think they will move on to another lie, or another audience. I feel lying about military service is the ultimate act of disrespect to our nation's service members and vets. I wish a person could be fined for it.

I recall years ago during my dark days of hanging out with the wrong people, in the wrong places, a particular individual who would show up at the party house we all frequented. He claimed he was in the military and was in charge of the munitions. He claimed one night he had a surface to air missile in the trunk of his car, and that he got all the free ammo in the world he wanted. When someone asked to see the SAM, he of course refused and said he could get in big trouble for having it. When ever he was asked about anything, he had some weird contorted story about this or that. The next time he said he again had a SAM in his car, several of us prodded him to show us. He again refused. We never saw him again after that. I wonder if he was even in the national guard or anything at all military related. If he was in fact steeling ammo, I hope he is in a federal prison.
 
I feel lying about military service is the ultimate act of disrespect to our nation's service members and vets. I wish a person could be fined for it.

This. The men and women who serve in the military, as well as their families make sacrifices the rest of us can't understand. Claiming you served when you didn't is reprehensible. I worked with a LEO who claimed to have been in the military but wasn't. When things got rough he was nowhere to be found. He was quickly shunned and didn't last long.
 
I feel lying about military service is the ultimate act of disrespect to our nation's service members and vets. I wish a person could be fined for it.
This. The men and women who serve in the military, as well as their families make sacrifices the rest of us can't understand. Claiming you served when you didn't is reprehensible.
I agree completely, except for the desire to fine (or otherwise have the goverment punish) people simply for lying about military service. That’s blatantly unconstitutional and it goes against what our country stands for. The point of the First Amendment is to protect free speech, even loathsome lies from pitiful people.

As a Marine, I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution. And as an American, I believe strongly in the Constitution. And as much as I loathe people who lie about their military service and love to see them called out for it and publicly shamed, I don’t think the government should be able to punish them for it.
 
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I agree completely, except for the desire to fine (or otherwise have the goverment punish) people simply for lying about military service. That’s blatantly unconstitutional and it goes against what our country stands for. The point of the First Amendment is to protect free speech, even loathsome lies from pitiful people.

As a Marine, I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution. And as an American, I believe strongly in the Constitution. And as much as I loathe people who lie about their military service and love to seem them called out for it and publicly shamed, I don’t think the government should be able to punish them for it.
I agree with you and I'm torn both ways. It's illegal to portray yourself or impersonate an LEO, so my mind went there.

I hate liars and they just piss me off. But you are right, it's everyone's constitutional right to be a lying jackass if they want.
 
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