You know you are a GUN NUT if...

When you remember the day, time, and year you bought it, but cannot remember your wife's birthday or your anniversary.

people wont watch movies with you because you name all the guns and in historical inaccuracies.......

i havent seen a movie with the friend girl and a year

When the only reason you would enter a Walmart is the ammo.

When a wandering zero from your favorite hunting rig causes more mental preoccupation than the economy.

When the house appraiser demands to get into "that room", and you sheepishly look at the wife & say the refi would not have saved that much anyway.

When you are in anguish over endless potential choices for the "just right" choice to cleanly (and quietly) take the ferrel pigs creeping into the park behind the house without raising to much attention from the neighbors.

When you change your preferred HD 12 gage load 15 times a year.

You wear a different weapon every day of the week.

Great thread. Some very funny responses.

You know you're a gun nut when

> your birthday present is a set of grips that doesn't match any gun you own - so you buy a gun to fit your new grips

> you're getting ready to go out, and you ask your husband "does is gun make me look fat?"

> when someone asks you if you "own a gun" you say no -- because "a" means "one" and you don't have ONE gun

> when the kids from the local high school ask if you want to buy magazines to support the band - and you're disappointed when you find out they mean Sports Illustrated and TV Guide

> you have a purse to match every handgun

When your boss says he's going to go ballistic and you say, "not with that sectional density".

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That is so nerdy and gun related, it has to win the thread.

Speedo66 said:

When the only reason you would enter a Walmart is the ammo.

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Ive been known to call them to see what they have in stock.

...When the walk-in closet is 'the gun room' and all you clothes live on the sofa.

...when you have justified buying a gun with "my friend will use it when he comes to visit during the season."

/so far, ..."not with that sectional density" FTW....is it possible to enable voting on comments on THR? If so...post haste!

You hear or read of a shooting and you want to the make, model, and caliber of the weapon before you ask the condition of the victims.

When you find out the condition of the victim you're able to say, "See, I told you that .22lr was lethal."

Blowingsky said:

You cringe when, in a movie, people thrown down their weapons on the ground and you hear that metal on concrete sound.

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By the same token, I know i have millions of brothers out there that count the shots between reloads from any individual in a movie firing a revolver.

When you keep all the holsters, extra mags, brass and dies for guns you don't own anymore. Because you may "one day" buy that same gun again.

When the ONLY time you cry out in extreme agony is if you see a tiny spot of rust on one
of your guns.

When your favorite colors are Brass and Gunmetal.

When the only reason you would enter a Walmart is the ammo.

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Walmart has other stuff?

You cringe when, in a movie, people thrown down their weapons on the ground and you hear that metal on concrete sound.

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By the same token, I know i have millions of brothers out there that count the shots between reloads from any individual in a movie firing a revolver.

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Does anybody else yell at the screen when they don't pick up the dead bad guys gun?

You stop by two or more WalMarts on your way home from work to check for ammo. More than once in the same week.

When you can remember the powder, charge weight, primer, case, and C.O.L. for a dozen of your favorite reloads but you need a list for more than 3 items at the supermarket.

When you decide,just today ,that in Jan.

you are going to write on an envelope " AK 47 Fund " and start squrreling-away $10 a week so that at the end of the year you'll have $520 dollars to buy that gorgeous Inter Ordanance AK 47 that you can't afford to buy now because in just one month's time you already bought a Sig Pro 2022 .40 cal pistol,and a Mitchell's Yugo M48 Collectors Mauser !!!!

-When you forget how many guns you have.
-When you quit watching horror movies because you realize that 99% of them would end quickly and happily if the hero/heroine had a gun.
-If you've ever considered moving one or more walls in your house to allow you to install another gun safe.