You Know You're A Gun Nut If...

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-Withdrawl symptoms from not being able to get online.
-Withdrawl symptoms from not getting to go shoot.
.It snows on your first free day since school starts and you shoot in the snow.
-Your online at school and check email...5 out of 6 messages are gun related.
-Instructor walks into lab and sees you checking email and exclaims " hey email me Brownell's addy...along with your project notes [gonna be a good semester ;) ]
-you have ammo in calibers for which you have no guns for.
-Holsters for guns you don't have.
-A classmate offers to swap a box of 45 ACP for gas money until payday.[I loaned $ instead]
-You borrow brother's laptop and he now has some new site's bookmarked.
-you change brothers "user picture" to a .357 Revolver :D
-change his wifes to a J frame
-change nephews to a 10/22
-neice's to a Red Ryder BB Gun
- You Dry Fire your Gun as you do your homework.
-"Way of the Gun" and" Last Man Standing "are background noise at 3 in the morning while finishing a lab project.
 
-The big selling point for your domicile was "You can shoot in the back yard."

-Your biggest criteria in selecting a firearms is "When they finally decide to lock me up and do my 'Junk on the Bunk' display, I want my fellow gun nuts to look at the pictures and cry..."

:D
 
Let's see:

--you turn down a gig at a white shoe firm in a city that will not allow the commoners to own or firearms for a public service gig where you can own and carry whatever you what;

--your schoolmates e-mail you photos of their trips to some exotic land, you e-mail them about your last trip to Gunsite in the exotic land of Arizona;

--one of the reasons you open your own shoppe in that you can finally sneak off to the range in the afternoon without explaining yourself.
 
you start the clean out phase when you sell the house and have brass for guns you wouldn't want to own ! ... Does anyone here reload ,40Short and wimpy .380's??? all you pay is shipping ! and why do I have 2 boxes of clays ?? I don't even own a shotgun!:uhoh: :scrutiny:
 
If you trip over a case of ammo in your rec room

If you lose sleep & in a funk for days because you found a spot
of rust in the slot of a S&W 27 sideplate screw.

If you got a knot on your head from picking up brass & walking
into a column.

If you buy store brand groceries to use the savings for a gun.

:D
 
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