Okay, so you've obviously decided that being on the web is a good thing because, hey, you've got a website. You ponied up for the domain name and the hosting, so you're commited to some degree. Or maybe you're just riding the internet fad thinking it will eventually go away. Either way, more visibility is a good thing. Slap some pictures of your inventory up there and call it a day, right?
WRONG.
First of all, if you ever use a font larger than 14 again i will come over to your house and personally shoot your keyboard. If it has any sort of florescent colors added to it, I'll add insult to injury and shoot it with my hi-point. I won't even use a respectable fire arm. Maybe I'll just employ a sling shot. Or acid. Your text does NOT need to flash, nor do you need an animate gif of a low rez siren light to indicate where the deals are at.
Just stop already.
And I see you put your email address up there for contact information. Great! Now it's about time you start answering it, because nothing says 'online presence' like a black hole of communication. And while we're at it, can you not imbed your address into a image? Ever hear of copy and pasting? We here on the internet like to do things like that for, oh, I dunno... Google Maps? Because its KINDA HARD TO DO THAT FROM A .JPG.
Wait, you've heard of Google, right?
While you're there, hit up some some other websites. Note the organization and use of space? Like how they're not abusing the use of frames or trapping users in drop down menu mazes? This isn't hard and it doesn't require a few thousand dollars. It does take a little attention to detail. Now I understand that you don't do this for a living, but you're the one who chose to step out into the interwebs. At least try and do so competently because right now it looks like your website was designed by a five year old who hasn't quite grasped the simple use of tables and margins, or hell, even thumbnails to help your site load faster instead of spamming the full up images of your stock in a giant column of scrolling fail.
And hey, if you could occasionally update your inventory from time to time, that would be swell too.
WRONG.
First of all, if you ever use a font larger than 14 again i will come over to your house and personally shoot your keyboard. If it has any sort of florescent colors added to it, I'll add insult to injury and shoot it with my hi-point. I won't even use a respectable fire arm. Maybe I'll just employ a sling shot. Or acid. Your text does NOT need to flash, nor do you need an animate gif of a low rez siren light to indicate where the deals are at.
Just stop already.
And I see you put your email address up there for contact information. Great! Now it's about time you start answering it, because nothing says 'online presence' like a black hole of communication. And while we're at it, can you not imbed your address into a image? Ever hear of copy and pasting? We here on the internet like to do things like that for, oh, I dunno... Google Maps? Because its KINDA HARD TO DO THAT FROM A .JPG.
Wait, you've heard of Google, right?
While you're there, hit up some some other websites. Note the organization and use of space? Like how they're not abusing the use of frames or trapping users in drop down menu mazes? This isn't hard and it doesn't require a few thousand dollars. It does take a little attention to detail. Now I understand that you don't do this for a living, but you're the one who chose to step out into the interwebs. At least try and do so competently because right now it looks like your website was designed by a five year old who hasn't quite grasped the simple use of tables and margins, or hell, even thumbnails to help your site load faster instead of spamming the full up images of your stock in a giant column of scrolling fail.
And hey, if you could occasionally update your inventory from time to time, that would be swell too.
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