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This just in...Bubbles, remembered by many as Michael Jackson's expedient accessory in the 80's, reveals that he too was molested by Jackson in his youth. Unfortunately, this was learned only after Bubbles pulled the zoo keeper's sidearm and shot several of the zoo employees, including the sign language interpreter who instigated the outbreak of violence when asking Bubbles about his relationship with Jackson. More to follow at 6:00.