Not numbered in order. Just some ideas.
1. How gun show beef jerky is made.
2. 1,384,725 ways NOT to use a steamroller.
3. For every gun crushed, G-d kills a kitten.
4. Private driveway to the Brady Campaign under construction.
5. Guns don't kill people. Steamrollers kill guns!
6. I wonder if they checked the chambers first?