Anteater1717
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- Jul 25, 2006
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I'm sad now
Oh, man...
As much as I like sawed-off shotguns...
That's just...
Wrong.
Wrong on so many levels. Like using the Mona Lisa for scratch paper or blowing you nose on the original Declaration of Independence or turning an original 16th-century cabinet into a doghouse...
*tear*
*tear**tear*tear*
*sobs*
*wailing*
*flooding from the enormous amounts of tears shed*
*dialing emergency services for all the flooding*
*drowning noises*
*silence*
For a minimum 5-year wait and a $125k lighter wallet, you'd need to be a classy British cat burglar from a 1930's movie to expertly lift it from my Bond-villain laser-shark patrolled security system!
Maybe he could only afford agitated sea bass after dropping 125K on the shotgun?