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If it's leaking, I'll tape it.
If it's plugged, I'll shoot it.
If it's stuck, I'll cut it.
If all else fails, I'll buy a beer.

Doctor Shivago .... tools of the trade.

These have killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Jeep.

XavierBreath,

I just read the story on your blog.
My eyes are moist.

I know, trust me I know...

These folks were not as the lady you shared.
Some would say they were not well off, in shotgun shacks, and other housing.
They were happy, and though poor, they really were rich in other ways.

Street Smart.
Life Smart.

These folks had mindset, skillsets and the toolsets...it was them making the tools work.

I learned a lot from such folks, and I miss 'em

Thanks for posting the picture, and for doing a pc on the blog.

Dang, I got a hankering for red beans-n-rice with whatever meat is handy and some scratch biscuits and blackberry cobbler, after seeing that picture.

Then again Poke Salad and cornbread is some mighty fine eating too...

James Bond, working class edition. "Boones Farm, stirred, not shaken."

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The before and after of your self defense options. Thanks Obama.

Tetnus or lead poisoning...Your choice...

Gee, is that all the money you have to buy ammo?

Psssssssst, buddy. I'll give you two bucks if you'll give me directions to the weapons buy back program.

They say never bring a knife to a gun fight. One guy barely brought a knife, the other barely brought a gun.

"Hey buddy, you know you ain't supposed to have cash in prison".

"Dude, if I remove the rust it'll only decrease the collector's value..."

"Remarkably, every item in this photo is of equal monetary value."

Tony Soprano starter kit.



"I"m the only person in this room professonal enough to carry this rusty junk."

Get Down or Throw Down

''Peace or Distruction from the Past to the Present".

Tony Soprano starter kit.

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Ky Larry wins the thread.

"You see....The duct tape is so you can peel off the finger prints, the gun is to throw them off track, and the two bucks is to get his shirt cleaned and patched for the funeral."

Woody

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