The list of 34.
If you were to remove the numbers of features realistically found in all manufacturers, remove the assumptions of being made by trained monkeys, the brand snobbery comments, and make the list real, the list is now down to 10 differences.
First of all, I wonder how it is that you have never seen an improperly staked gas key? I've got three bolt carriers right now and not one of them is properly staked (though two are staked improperly), so it isn't as if it is uncommon.
Second, while you may not believe several of the elements that you eliminated from the list make a difference, they do in fact make a difference. Sometimes people have to learn the hard way, I know I've learned more than my fair share of lessons that way myself.
Just read back through this thread for some examples of things you have discounted - we have someone discussing snapped gas key screws because the manufacturer substituted gas screw keys from a much cheaper metal. We have a bolt catch made out of pot metal. On top of this, there are examples I have personally seen such as cheaper, steel springs that lose temper in heat and stop performing as designed (when your buffer spring stops working, so does your rifle). There is the receiver endplate that wasn't staked on because it was made of a quality of metal that staking it would cause it to crack. Instead the manufacturer had red loctited it into place.
I could go on; but there are actually a substantial number of areas where you can substitute a cheaper metal or plastic part and it has the potential to affect function.
As for "being made by trained monkeys", let me tell you a gun show story from 1990. I was working a gun show as an employee for an FFL. A guy walks up to the table wanting to sell a PWA 16" carbine. I ask if I may take a look at the internals of the rifle. The seller says "yes.". I punch the lower takedown pin and shotgun the upper. The buffer retaining pin shoots into low orbit past my face as the buffer and buffer spring snake out into the lower. I gently hand the rifle back in this condition to the seller and state I am not interested. The seller is then mad at me because *I* broke his rifle. Perhaps the trained monkeys is a bit sarcastic; but it isn't too far off the mark. I have owned several Bushmasters and my favorite rifle was originally 100% Bushmaster. As much as I like their rifles, for a very long time now they have produced rifles that consistently have overtorqued barrels and require excessive windage to zero. They also like to bury the front sight base pins in the barrel making them a pain to remove. These are all assembly issues that aren't present when you buy a Noveske or MSTN (as a point of comparison). The knowledge and training of the guy putting the rifle together does make a difference and quality people cost more than guys with some basic machining knowledge.
As to "brand snobbery", since I didn't actually mention any brand by name in the original list, I am not sure how you arrived at that conclusion.
However, I would be the first to admit that I am not the be-all, end-all for AR knowledge. I am not even at the door to that place. I do have some experience with them as I purchased my first one some 20 years ago in 1989. While in college, I started working for a very small class 2 manufacturer building ARs (both normal and NFA) out of Nesard parts kits and whoever's lowers we could buy cheapest - so I know a thing or two about cost-cutting (and I'm very sorry to anyone who bought one of these rifles - it wasn't done out of malice; but out of ignorance because we thought we knew everything we needed to know about ARs at the time.)
Since then I've been a fairly active shooter (1,000 rounds per month at my peak) who tries to work in a formal training class at least once a year. My ARs typically will see round counts of 700+ rounds per day at least once or twice a year and with suppressors and other gear they tend to take a decent beating in terms of heat and backpressure, so I know what works for me and what doesn't work for me. I know a lot of what doesn't work for me still works fine for 95% of the people who own ARs; but that doesn't make it any more useful to me.
So now you know my background and can better evaluate the information I am sharing with you. Would you like to share your background with us so we can do the same?