Monkeyleg
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I swear to God my dog has more class than this woman.
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Baby, You Can Drive My Car
"When Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton recently appeared at a Capitol Hill
showcase of General Motors' hydrogen-fueled prototype, she froze when asked
to take the new minivan for a test drive. Did she have visions of driving
over Bill, or perhaps a Capitol Hill police officer?
"U.S. News reports that it seemed odd that Hillary would pass up some
environmentally correct TV exposure. Then, the real reason: GM Veep Beth
Lowery revealed to the magazine the truth: The former first lady fessed up
that it's been at least seven years since she last drove and this wasn't the
time to start.
"But the recent incident raised another question: If Hillary ever goes back
to private life, will she ever be able to adjust without the limousines and
private jets?"
- NewsMax.com, 5/19/03
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Questioning Hillary
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her
talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the
Senator asks him what his name is.
"Billy"
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay
where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A
different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him
what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the White House; fourth - why did the bell go off 20 minutes
early; and fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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Baby, You Can Drive My Car
"When Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton recently appeared at a Capitol Hill
showcase of General Motors' hydrogen-fueled prototype, she froze when asked
to take the new minivan for a test drive. Did she have visions of driving
over Bill, or perhaps a Capitol Hill police officer?
"U.S. News reports that it seemed odd that Hillary would pass up some
environmentally correct TV exposure. Then, the real reason: GM Veep Beth
Lowery revealed to the magazine the truth: The former first lady fessed up
that it's been at least seven years since she last drove and this wasn't the
time to start.
"But the recent incident raised another question: If Hillary ever goes back
to private life, will she ever be able to adjust without the limousines and
private jets?"
- NewsMax.com, 5/19/03
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Questioning Hillary
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her
talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the
Senator asks him what his name is.
"Billy"
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay
where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A
different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him
what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health
care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the White House; fourth - why did the bell go off 20 minutes
early; and fifth - what happened to Billy?"
