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The Deaf BookKeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
out of ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf.
It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job
in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks
you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't
know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger".
Don't you just love lawyers?
Just to keep it really gun related. What 9mm do you think the Godfather used and what would be his round of choice?
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
out of ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf.
It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job
in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks
you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't
know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger".
Don't you just love lawyers?
Just to keep it really gun related. What 9mm do you think the Godfather used and what would be his round of choice?
Good joke, though! 
