Yesterday afternoon my wife caught me looking at gun porn.
Now, since I'm often lusting after guns on the internet, this isn't too unusual, however it should be noted that I had my wallet on my desk while I was looking at a SW500 in 4".
My wallet has a string that is attached to one of my wifes eyebrows. Wallet goes on the desk in front of my monitor, her left eyebrow goes up. It's majik. Nor do I mean to imply that my wife is a nag. She's a wonderful patient woman who puts up with all my nonsense. She's the sort of girl who will not only go get you a beer, but open it when she gets back. Because I want to keep things that way, I try not to push my luck with her when it comes to buying toys.
"Honey, are you buying that?"
Time for a quick waffle... "uhh, maybe?"
"How much is it?"
No sense lying there. I point to the MSRP. Her left eyebrow is joined by her right, and a set of pursed lips to complete the package.
"And you need that for what exactly?"
"Ummm. Zombies."
"You said the chainsaw was for zombies?"
"Well, it is yeah"
"So we're pretty well covered on the zombie front then?"
"Well...."
"Mmm hmmm."
We struck an unspoken deal, she went and got me a beer, my wallet went back in my pocket. I'd be broke without that woman.
Now, since I'm often lusting after guns on the internet, this isn't too unusual, however it should be noted that I had my wallet on my desk while I was looking at a SW500 in 4".
My wallet has a string that is attached to one of my wifes eyebrows. Wallet goes on the desk in front of my monitor, her left eyebrow goes up. It's majik. Nor do I mean to imply that my wife is a nag. She's a wonderful patient woman who puts up with all my nonsense. She's the sort of girl who will not only go get you a beer, but open it when she gets back. Because I want to keep things that way, I try not to push my luck with her when it comes to buying toys.
"Honey, are you buying that?"
Time for a quick waffle... "uhh, maybe?"
"How much is it?"
No sense lying there. I point to the MSRP. Her left eyebrow is joined by her right, and a set of pursed lips to complete the package.
"And you need that for what exactly?"
"Ummm. Zombies."
"You said the chainsaw was for zombies?"
"Well, it is yeah"
"So we're pretty well covered on the zombie front then?"
"Well...."
"Mmm hmmm."
We struck an unspoken deal, she went and got me a beer, my wallet went back in my pocket. I'd be broke without that woman.