I transcribed the scene, it was from season 2 episode 1.
ali: why do yous use canines, wouldn't it be betta to use dogs
atf: dog is just a slang term for canine
ali: well do yous use mainly dogs or mainly canines
atf: in the us dog and canine are used interchangeably
ali: aiyat, for real.
atf: most of the dogs are black ...
ali: is that a bit racialist using mainly black dogs
atf: it just has to do with the breed
ali: but ain't it a bit racialist saying alright lets get the brothers to go in and find the bombs
atf; it has nothing to do with that
ali: why do you use dogs to decide where the bombs is? why don't use use a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?
atf:..... um, it would be quite difficult to have a fish tank on a cart
ali: but I don't know if you know this but dolphins ain't fish, they's like us, they is mammaries
atf: correct, but they have to get back to a water source every now and again... more more comlicated than using a dog, then again I don't know how good their sense of smell is. Dogs have an incredibly powerful sense of smell.
ali: then why do they stick their noses so close to each others batty?
atf: dogs...they give out scents... to let other dogs know once up
ali: cause I once smelled a dogs arsh and it was 'orrible. why does they do it?
atf: different perception, something that's unpleasant to you might not be unpleasant to them
ali: have you ever smelled a dogs arsh?
atf: can't say I have
ali: When they find the bomb, how long does it take the dog to defuse it?
atf: the dog has nothing to do with that. we only train the dogs to locate a suspicious item
ali: for real, where do you get the dogs from
atf; we get them from a guide dog agency.
ali: does you interview the dog or do you have one of the more senior dogs do it.
atf: usually the trainers do that.
ali: why don't you have one of the dogs that have been here for like years interview them they will know whether they is good or bad.
atf: right right, are dogs are busy out looking for explosives, they don't have the time to interview.
ali: so can these dogs smell drugs?
atf: no
ali (under his breath): thank god.
atf: not at all.
ali: ya, respect.
atf: you're safe
ali <gets offended>: what? why?
atf: you said 'thank god'
ali: I said that out loud?
atf: ya
ali: I don't 'ave anyting on me.
atf: you're all set.
The next scene is great too. He plays bruno the gay fashion interviewer and he interviews a pastor that converts gays... man that was funny. He says the most offensive things to the pastor but the pastor stays pretty cool about it.
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