Animals that are NOT good to eat

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Duck cooked up right - toaster oven perhaps is mighty tasty. Grey squirrel in sweet baby rays sauce is down right excellent.
I don't care for goose. Tried to q-one up, must have goofed it up bad. Tasted like a rubber boot and to top it off it locked me up for 3 days.
 
I think a lot of the tastes are a matter of perspective. In college a coworker of mine gave me 10-20 lbs of elk from his freezer. It was very good...for the first 4-5 lbs. By the time I had finished it (poor college student that I was), I could not stand the smell of it. However, the other poor college students that I fed it to were more than happy to eat it.
 
Mr. Hammy

Yet another thread to introduce Mr. Hammy.


Mr. Hammy

I am Hammy, Hammy is me, would you like to try some coyote?
I do not like to eat coyote.

Would you eat it in a box, would you eat it rather than fox?

Not in a box, surely would rather have fox.
I do not like that coyote, I do not like it Mr. Hammy.

Would you like it in fondue, could you eat it in a veggie stew?
I’ve heard BBQ is good, or maybe over mesquite wood?

Not in fondue, not in a stew,
Not BBQ, and not over wood.
I will not eat that coyote,
I’m sure I can’t stand it Mr. Hammy.

You say you don’t like, you tell Hammy,
But taste it taste it, you will see.

Hey this is quite tasty, this coyote
I can really stand it, Mr. Hammy.

So I will eat it in a box,
And I would rather have IT, than fox.
And I will eat it in a cheese fondue,
Over mesquite wood on a BBQ.

Oh how wrong I was, I now can see,
Thank you, thank you Mr. Hammy.
 
Bear meat, I've had it several times before. It was great everytime I had it. Just a little greasy, but still good. It was a good ol' Arkansas woods bear that had been living off acorns and berries.

Had gator once and it wasn't too bad, but a little stringy.

I could live off squirrel, rabbit, and deer.

I had duck once and that's all I needed of it. Some tell me I needed to try it cooked different. I'm not opposed to trying it again cooked some other way.

I'll eat just about any kind of fish you put in front of me... as long as it's fried.
 
crow oh yeah

i lived in a cave one summer, rent free, so i could drink, and party, well things got tough. HA. i cooked the crow on a stick. shot with my .22 so tough that my teeth just dented the meat. had to cut small pieces and swallow them with out chewing you just couldnt ~! Taste like CHICKEN ever heard that guys name all the things that taste like chicken ,FROG LEGS are very very good ,a little rubbery but TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
 
i lived in a cave one summer, rent free, so i could drink, and party, well things got tough.
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Good Lord, You moved into a cave - THEN s**t got tough ???
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My friend, not criticizing, but you may want to pay a little closer attention to signs that stuff is heading in the wrong direction.
 
@cannibal: you rock!

In response to previous complaints:

Lamb: I can't believe anyone doesn't like lamb. Heck, I even like mutton, which is even gamier. Ben's Longbranch BBQ in Austin does Mississippi-style barbecue, and cooks a mean barbecued mutton. Gamey, fatty meat with a black crust of rub spices. If lamb is too gamey, goat (surprisingly) is a little less so. Lots of Mexican places in Austin serve "cabrito", "little goat". I'm drooling already.

Alligator: tastes beefy with a shellfish texture. Not bad but not amazing.

Buffalo: the absolute, hands-down, best burger I ever had was a Ted's Montana Grill (the chain run by Ted Turner of colorized-Casablance infamy). For food that good, I will forgive the man who gave $1billion to the U.N. Easily one of the better meals of my life. No condiments, just meat, bread, a little mushrooms for garnish.

Duck/goose: incredibly rich dark meat. Went duck-hunting with my uncle, brought the take back to the barracks. My buddies and I cut the breasts into chunks, wrapped in bacon, dropped in a pot full of sauerkraut and simmered long. Ate it with crusty French bread and some Irish whiskey. Then lay on our backs for about an hour paralyzed with bliss.

Weirdest one:

Sea Urchin Tongue: I was only vaguely aware that there are such creatures, never stopped to think that they had tongues, and never once imagined that anybody would bother to seek them down, cut out their tongues, and eat them. Decided to splurge, so went to Bistro K in Pasadena. Got the "tasting menu", and one of the palate cleansers was a thin cordial glass of green-tea foam, tapioca pearls, and sea urchin tongues. I ate half of it and decided that a little sea urchin tongue goes a long way, and that I needed to save room for the other six courses. Still holds the record as most expensive meal I've eaten.

-MV
 
I've eaten a lot of different stuff. I'll put what I can remember of the more esoteric. Shellfish, especially can be great or awful, depending on freshness and how cooked. Army cooks can ruin even lobster. :(

Oysters- yuck. Not even good when really hungry.
Clams-good in soup or stew
Lamb-good or awful
Shark-good
Frog legs*
Alligator-good or okay
Swordfish steaks- Yum!
Duck-usually good in Asian food
Goat-yum
Rattlesnake*
Shrimp-good, okay or awful
Rabbit*
Quail*
Gray squirrel*
Venison*
Buffalo- excellent
Beefalo (cow/buff hybrid)-great
Lobster-good, decent or awful
Rock lobster-:barf:
Scallops-yum!
Escargot-buttery and garlicky

*Can all be good or greasy, depending on how prepared

Uni- sea urchin roe- horrible
Salmon roe (ikura)is bad too, though not quite as nasty as uni
Masago- smelt roe- excellent
Tobiko- flying fish roe-good
Unagi-eel- okay

John
 
Considering my love of seafood - lobster most of all, I'm surprised that I didn't really care for crawdads which I thought would taste like lobster.

Biker
 
I'm a typical South African: if it has meat I'll go for it!
However, I tried rhino once and I didn't like it. It was tough and had a nasty taste to it.
Top three meats I have had:

1) Ostrich steak (unbeatable if prepared properly. I had mine in the Drakensberg)
2) Crocodile (I was forced to eat it, but found it was delicious)
3) Kudu biltong

Of course a really nice lamb chop has its place on the menu too.

There is much I still have to try...
 
@ Selfdfenz

I concur, sir. In fact I am sitting here in London pining for that ostrich steak. I would gladly pay the sum of £100 for that meal, just as I was served in SA.
 
$100 for a damn steak? I think not...

No sir, not $100...$190 ;)

And yes, I will pay it...but then again, I know what it is and I value the experience highly. I wouldn't spend that on an 'unknown quantity'
 
$190!!! By God, I'm still bitchin' 'cause they raised the price of the Farmer's Omlette at my local Elmer's Resteraunt from $6.90 to $7.45!

Biker
 
I had bear done in a slow cooker and it was great; crawfish tasted like a cross between lobster and shrimp, muskrat was pretty good, freshwater clams were absolutely disgusting. Rabbit-oh yeah! Just like tiny veal.
 
The most horrifying food I'd ever seen...

Was delivered to the table across from me.

I was in a seafood restaurant in Japan. The waitress brought me some sashimi, about an index card size slab of fish.

That was yucky, but not horrifying.

While I'm trying to figure out how to deal with the raw slab of dead fish, the waiter delivered a platter that was something straight out of a horror movie.

You know how kosher cooking prohibits mixing beef and dairy, so as to avoid cooking the calf in its own mother's milk?

That sort of makes sense. You want to eat your food, not insult it.

So anyway, the guy had ordered a lobster. The claws, legs and tail had been cooked red, and artistically arranged and presented.....with the uncooked, still living head and torso presiding over the thing, waving it's antenae around....

That's just wrong.

So wrong in so many ways I can't even begin to count them.

That was the end of my appetite.
 
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