Are you a Mall Ninja

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I am 25% mall ninja. One quarter.

It must be my right leg, which has at one time worn a tactical thigh holster containing an airsoft pistol. That has to be it.

Now that my leg has offended me, I shall pluck it out.
 
25%

The only time I wear camo is when I work in the yard. It's impossible to get grass stains on camo pants (well, maybe not impossible; it just enhances the pattern if it doesn't come out).
 
42% Must of been my personal preference of the AR(it seems if you own or like a AR15 your automaticlly a mall ninja) over the AK and the fact that I own airsoft guns(for training purposes only I must add!). Pretty funny test but some bad choices to choose from.
 
23% HOW COULD IT BE SO HIGH!!

Of course when I tried real hard (and lied out my behind) I was able to get up to 70% :barf:
 
Same as svtruth - 30%...and exact same demographic means I'm in the 99th percentile for age & gender. Must be because I want an AR (before the Dems get control of Congress and ban their sale.)
 
I took it and I'm sure I scored low. However when I got to the end and saw that they wanted my Zip Code, email address etc. I recognized it for what it is and cancelled out. I see it as a clever way to:

1. Get permission to send you junk email.
2. Know your demographic so they can tailor your junk email.

Knowing how much of a Mall Ninja some unknown person thought I was, is definately not worth the risk of eliciting more junk email, which I get too much of already. ( one is too many )
 
Wait. Are we suppose to be answering truthfully or trying to get the highest score? I topped out at 62%.
 
30%!!! NO!!! I have to find the set of throwing stars I got when I was a Teen and throw them out!

I do have a set of thorwing kinves, but that's just to remind me how bad I SUCK at them. If I ever get uppity, I pull them out and remind myself there are MANY things I can't master. Much cheaper than a greens fee.
 
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