Mall ninja test

[Clipper]

38%! Must be because I chose an AK over he sharp stick...

 

[CypherNinja]

I'm 22% Mall Ninja and 86% Gun Nut.

The gun nut quiz doesn't tell you which ones you got wrong.....

 

[wrench]

[QUOTEDoes that mean I'm the only female who's taken the test?
][/QUOTE]
I took it to help Pax out, only 38% Ninja.

I'll have to buy some extra magazines and start wearing camo to the range.
I'm not going to start listening to country music, though.

 

[Elza]

23%. I, too, thought that the cat was cute.

 

[GunGnome]

HAAAA! HAAA! HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

You scored 82 % Mall Ninja Personae!
You scored higher than 98% on Personae

HIGHER THEN ALL OF YOUS!!! HIGHER THEN MOST OF YOUS PUT TOGATHER!!!!!
I aint never go no 82% on nothing not test no time and now i get 82 on test and 98 on personea!!!!!!!!!!
What is personea? I got lots of it, I'm looking around for it what it look like?

 

[Ohio Rifleman]

31% mall ninja
55% gun nut

I'm so ashamed! But I scored higher than 99% on knowledge for the gun nut test. That's pretty cool.

 

[texas bulldog]

42% mall ninja
only 55% gun nut...so embarrassing.

but i was 99% compared to my age and gender in both cases. i guess not too many my age took the test? is 29 a 'tweener age? i don't get it.

 

[MD_Willington]

mall ninja = 27%

My "mall ninja" is weak

gun nut = 96%

Hey mom, I'm a freaking genius

 

[Hoppy590]

31% mall ninja ( 99 over my age)


82% gun nut. only ones i dont think i got were the glock one and probibly another

 

[cheygriz]

I guess I don't understand what your choice of rifles or cartridges has to do with it.

In my experience, ALL of the "Mall Ninja/Rambo/Armchair Commando" types that I've known prefer the 1911 pistol, and either the HK 91 or M1A.

However, that certainly doesn't mean that owning a 1911 or M1A makes you a mall ninja!

 

[cowboybobb693]

I made 26% and 99% for my age group,bummer duuuuude. The music choices did stink, should'a had the Doobie Brothers and Moody Blues.

 

[mattw]

Ok I got 50% and I hate mall ninjas. ***!

 

[gbell]

59% mall ninja and 89% gun nut. I was in the top 99% on personae. Milk jugs were a close call, only with water never milk, and i also wanted to shoot the cat, dang it was cute.
I just got my mall ninja score to 6% and was still in the 99%

 

[Geronimo45]

That test is not right. Mall Ninjas would wear tactical black to the north pole... though special mall sniper teams do wear woodland camoflauge to hide in the palm trees.
Where's the questions on what transmission a HK-issue Up-Armored Golf Cart uses? Where do they mention Candy Crazy, the Arcade Ambushes, and proper tactics in the food court.
Needs to be improved. A Mall Ninja doesn't tote some POS Remington or Savage - he has a PSG-1, and a NEF handi-rifle in .300 WinMag. Where's the questions on tactical tandem bicycles for stealth infiltration of the GAP?

 

[Glockfan.45]

I'm 57% mall ninja. I hate cats, the music choice at the end was horrible, and I have Red Dawn saved on my Tivo.

I'm 89% gun nut. The questions at the end got me since I'm not into mil-surps, and have no interest in that British piece of junk SA80.

Ok I got 50% and I hate mall ninjas. ***

I think the test was rigged because I tried to get a low score. But damn I hated that cat.

 

[Threeband]

47% Mall Ninja. Maybe because my cat's much cuter than that one, and I'll go for another Mosin any day.

The music choices made no sense. Why no Hank Williams?

Only 93% gun nut. I'm not sure where I messed up.

 

[doubleg]

That cat made me angry .

I got 40% .

 

[stevemis]

AK over a Sharp Stick...

38%! Must be because I chose an AK over he sharp stick...

I scored 38% as well, and I also chose the AK over the sharp stick..

Hm, a conspiracy?

 

[JLelli]

That test is not right. Mall Ninjas would wear tactical black to the north pole... though special mall sniper teams do wear woodland camoflauge to hide in the palm trees.
Where's the questions on what transmission a HK-issue Up-Armored Golf Cart uses? Where do they mention Candy Crazy, the Arcade Ambushes, and proper tactics in the food court.
Needs to be improved. A Mall Ninja doesn't tote some POS Remington or Savage - he has a PSG-1, and a NEF handi-rifle in .300 WinMag. Where's the questions on tactical tandem bicycles for stealth infiltration of the GAP?

The people who made the poll just don't understand the threat facing America's retail shopping centers. We aren't talking about inner-city gangbangers with TEC-9s or Lorcin 25s. We're talking about hardened international criminals armed with state-of-the-art weaponry. Why, I once encountered a Chechen mobster who confronted a mall security team with a sawed-off H&H double rifle chambered in .416 Rigby. And the sheeple expect me to keep them safe.

 

[doubleg]

OOO so the gangbangers by you don't carry USAS-12's loaded with depleted uranium bickshot like they do by me?

 

[Famine]

63% Mall Ninja
99% Personae

What does this mean?

 

[Travis McGee]

42%.

 

[SaMx]

the 99% thing is a bug. I played with the age and gender stuff, it always says 99%. Personae is the plural of persona (I knew latin class was good for something!)

 

[briansp82593]

100!! jk 49

 

[JLelli]

OOO so the gangbangers by you don't carry USAS-12's loaded with depleted uranium bickshot like they do by me?

No... but I once picked off a couple of Nigerians who were ripping apart the Cinnabon armed with Neosteads loaded with flechette rounds. Those girly-men SWAT were pinned down before my team arrived. Saving their pansy butts again.