AAGH!
My brain! They're sandblasting my brain! Coherent function erodes! Sanity flees in the face of overwhelming outrage and despair!
Somebody shoot me to put me out of your misery, before I snap and loudly pontificate on the virtues of voting from the rooftops!
Gaahd! Woe! Alas! The quagmire expands and deepens! Gather the pithforks and torches. Fire up the tubs of tar, and slit the pillows! These foolish legiscritters have smeared my dignity and intelligence through their dictatorial cesspool once again!
Who elects these power-hungry socialists? Can there be THAT MANY totally friggin' ididotic mouth-breathers in this state?
The motivations of that guy who suicidally drove his truck-load of condensed milk into the capital building are starting to make a great deal of sense. I am starting to identify with the oppressed Palestinian population. I don't even require promises of legions of virgins in my hareem to inspire the most outrageous ideas for extreme solutions.
Ahh, the idiocy. Pity me, but watch the show closely, that you may learn from my suffering, and thus avoid my fate. Hold us up as a negative example, and pound home the message that "it CAN happen here!"
The murk of the uncollapsed probability that is the future clears with dismaying rapidity. Mark my words, civil war is in the offing. Now it is not "if", it is merely "when", and when is right soon. Legiscritters are soon to be an endangered species 'round these parts.
Power inevitably winds up in the hands of those who want it. Why can't we simply pick power-addicts with some form of reasonable connection to the rule of law? There are ample choices available.
But no. Never in my stupid state. That would make sense, wouldn't it? Can't have THAT in Cal-La-La-Land.
They have made me into a rat, wishing to desert this sinking monstrosity. I am unwelcome everywhere as a result, for no-one in their right mind wants an influx of verminicious rats bearing plague-ridden socialistic idealisms. I watch, aghast, unable to credit my own perceptions as I am painted with the colors of un-Americanism. Staunch denials are worth nothing to the ears and judgement of the credible, for this state has no history of truthfulness.
Whether we actually bear such contagion or not, smart folks in other states would be well-advised to jab us back into our den of ill-health at spear's-length rather than allow the quarantine to be breached. The risk is too great.
God help us. Doom cometh. Our souls, forfeit. Repent! The end is nigh!
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