Caption THIS Runt photo!

[Monkeyleg]

"Oleg, all my other guns are at the cleaners. Do you think these are alright for an informal get-together?"

 

[cratz2]

'Let's dance'

 

[gburner]

I have two flavors...whip *** or bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Hi, I'm Betty...I'm powerless over my addiction, but my life is QUITE manageable. HI, BETTY!

Look Oleg, they had a twofer sale at the gunshop.

You've heard of Edward Scissor Hands?
Meet Betty Magnum Hands.

When in doubt, use more gun.

 

[Cal4D4]

"That thing come in an ADULT size?"

 

[KMKeller]

Oleg, are you sure this will extend my reach?

 

[KMKeller]

For the last time Oleg, IN THE BEDROOM! NOW!

 

[GhostShooter]

Where did you PUT MY SHOTGUN!!!!

 

[gryphon]

NICE!

 

[Jason Demond]

I am da Terminator!

 

[Tom J.]

"Oleg , you left the toilet seat up again...."

 

[Ironbarr]

Boy - these are heeaavveee!

You want me to aim at what???

What do you mean you didn't pay the rent?

How much did you say you paid for that camera?

I buy you a Barrett .50 for Christmas and you give me a gift certificate for a - a blouse? At Walmart?

Okay... what do I do with these paperweights?

This new metal... you say it's X-Ray proof?

How about some two-gun Russian Roulette? I've already had my turn.

I said I had a headache.

......

 

[KMKeller]

Awwwwwww. The poor widdow wapist donna fall down go
BOOM!

 

[Flying V]

Stereo.

 

[notbubba]

The two I like the best are..

KMKeller's
"And when I fire both at once, I can actually levitate!"

and

Flying V's
"Stereo."

 

[Pointman]

"Are my jacket sleeves shrinking? Or, are my arms getting longer?"

 

[Coronach]

"Sarah Conner?"

Mike

 

[Wildalaska]

Who's your Daddy? Who's your daddy?

 

[beemerb]

You had better be real sorry about forgetting my birthday
Bob

 

[Bostonterrier97]

I like to think of a quote from the game "Duke Nukem"..it goes like this "Come and Get some"

Sort of like "Dirty Harry's" quote: "Make my Day...PUNK!"
or..." You just gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel...Lucky?'"

At least that is what I think when I see the picture..

 

[Lord Grey Boots]

Who ya callin a "Runt"?

 

[dave]

"Backup" doesn't relate to just driving any longer.

Who said women don't know how to "backup"?

Always be aware of what's around you when you "backup".

 

[pax]

The rapist punk ain't gonna get lucky tonight.

pax

Asking for trouble is a pretty good way to get it. – John Farnam

 

[dave]

Nowdays, being armed means using both arms.

Being armed is about taking control of your life, with both hands.


When taking hold of life, use both hands.

 

[Navy joe]

Lara who?

 

[Sactown]

These are my two friends. Mr Smith and Mr Wesson. Boys, would you like to say hello?