Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die

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Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die Wed Mar 5, 3:58 PM ET



The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."

The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.

(Reporting by Claude Canellas, Writing by Andrew Dobbie; editing by Sami Aboudi)
Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die Wed Mar 5, 3:58 PM ET



The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."

The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.

(Reporting by Claude Canellas, Writing by Andrew Dobbie; editing by Sami Aboudi)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/od_nm/election_cemetery_dc;_ylt=AsL5xj1uFPW2Ad2PNyBwtxas0NUE
 
He's just a closet zombie-phobe. This is OT though.
Apparently he hasn't read all the threads about how to not only successfully survive a zombie attack on THR, but how to look good doing it!
 
So they need to dig a bit deeper and just start a crypt underground.
Keep only one entrance with a steel gate so the undead stay down.
 
"has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die"
wats hey gonna do shoot at the dead person when hes on the ground???:scrutiny: haha weird i mean people die its life maybe get some more cemeteries.
 
not really gun related
or is it?
The mayor appears to show a trait common to most
anti-gun politicians: an inability to think through the
unintended consequences of their actions.

I also think it would make the basis of a great E.C. Comic
in the tradition of Vault of Terror or Crypt of Horror,
with the mayor in the last panel besieged by a horde
of "dead" citizens prevented by law from dying.
 
wasn't this close to a premise as to why the zombie's started in Night of the Living Dead?
 
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