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Check to see if your a red neck ?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Needlenose, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. Needlenose

    Needlenose Member

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    Needlenose


    Nov 03,2007
    9:53 AM Check to see if you are a REDNECK ?

    You are walking down a deserted street with your
    wife and two small children. Suddenly an Islamic
    terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner.
    He locks eyes with you and screams obsenities,praise
    Allah he shouts raises the knife and charges you and
    your family.

    Fortunatly you have a Smith & Wesson 45 cal. in your
    waist band are are an excellent shot. You only have
    precious seconds before he reaches you and your
    family. WHAT DO YOU DO ?

    The man from San Francisco: Thinks

    Is he an illegal
    Do I have a legal right to shoot
    I wonder what Nancy Pellosi would say
    Should I turn and run
    Does he really want to harm me
    Maybe I'll call 9-1-1
    He also has his rights also
    Does he know we are Americans
    If I shoot him will I be called a racist

    The man from Ohio:

    BANG !

    The Southern red neck:

    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG
    (CLICK) RELOADS
    BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG

    DAUGHTER:Daddy were those 185 gr.Wichester Silver Tips or
    Gold Dot HP's
    SON: Daddy Can I shoot next time ?
    WIFE: Are you taking that to the taxidermist ?

    WHAT AM I ? Well I guess I'm a northern red neck.Check to see if you are a REDNECK ?

    You are walking down a deserted street with your
    wife and two small children. Suddenly an Islamic
    terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner.
    He locks eyes with you and screams obsenities,praise
    Allah he shouts raises the knife and charges you and
    your family.

    Fortunatly you have a Smith & Wesson 45 cal. in your
    waist band are are an excellent shot. You only have
    precious seconds before he reaches you and your
    family. WHAT DO YOU DO ?

    The man from California: Thinks

    Is he an illegal
    Do I have a legal right to shoot
    I wonder what Nancy Pellosi would say
    Should I turn and run
    Does he really want to harm me
    Maybe I'll call 9-1-1
    He also has his rights also
    Does he know we are Americans
    If I shoot him will I be called a racist

    The man from Ohio:

    BANG !

    The Southern red neck:

    BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG
    (CLICK) RELOADS
    BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG

    DAUGHTER:Daddy were those 185 gr.Wichester Silver Tips or
    Gold Dot HP's
    SON: Daddy Can I shoot next time ?
    WIFE: Are you taking that to the taxidermist ?

    WHAT AM I ? Well I guess I'ma northern red neck
     
  2. Justin

    Justin Moderator Staff Member

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    THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
    This particular chain email has been circling the intertron for several years and various flavors of it have been posted here before.
     
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