Christopher Walken in 2008!!!!
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Balog
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So what's his stance on guns? The "Politics" section of that site is pretty thin for a Pres candidate.
Sergeant Bob
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Looks like the site isdown right now.
Balog
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Really? It works fine for me. 
Sergeant Bob
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Sergeant Bob
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Working now, no problem.
chris in va
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As much as I like CW, that is seriously messed up.
Drizzt
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yeah, but just think about having to sit across from him at the negotiating table....
gunsmith
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"Campaign finance reform"
means CBS gets to call the NRA right wing nazis and the NRA has to shut up at election time.
Plus I am willing to bet he all for Chris Walken carrying a gun but you rednecks don't need them.
Arnold shoots guns in movies but signed a .50 bolt action rifle ban
means CBS gets to call the NRA right wing nazis and the NRA has to shut up at election time.
Plus I am willing to bet he all for Chris Walken carrying a gun but you rednecks don't need them.
Arnold shoots guns in movies but signed a .50 bolt action rifle ban
winstonsmith
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It's a hoax.
But he's got my vote anyway. I'm writing him in.
But he's got my vote anyway. I'm writing him in.
Justin
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Utterly brilliant.
Cosmoline
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"President Walken, this is Ambassador Levitte here to discuss your comments regarding the Iranian nuclear program."
"Welcome, Mssr. Levitte. Please... take a seat here on this sofa. That's.. good.. good. Tell me, Mssr., do you have any babies?"
"Pardon?"
"Babies. On your person. Little.. children. In your suit."
"Qu'est que c'est?"
"Because.. you know what ... what happens to babies ... when the nuclear blast first hits. The light comes first of course.. and sears right through their eyes. Then the shockwave hits. Glass... shattered. blood.. spraying.. Then the heat... comes. Let me see your hand"
"Ce qui sont vous faisant?"
"It's.. just a soldering iron Mssr. le Ambassador. For... my hobbies. Just like you'd find in .. a child's room. I think.. your country is good... but it needs.. more cow bell."
"Welcome, Mssr. Levitte. Please... take a seat here on this sofa. That's.. good.. good. Tell me, Mssr., do you have any babies?"
"Pardon?"
"Babies. On your person. Little.. children. In your suit."
"Qu'est que c'est?"
"Because.. you know what ... what happens to babies ... when the nuclear blast first hits. The light comes first of course.. and sears right through their eyes. Then the shockwave hits. Glass... shattered. blood.. spraying.. Then the heat... comes. Let me see your hand"
"Ce qui sont vous faisant?"
"It's.. just a soldering iron Mssr. le Ambassador. For... my hobbies. Just like you'd find in .. a child's room. I think.. your country is good... but it needs.. more cow bell."
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Joejojoba111
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Lol yea those would be the best speeches ever! Nothing like having a man who could scare you by reading aloud the breakfast menu at Dennys.
O.F.Fascist
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LoL its all shens from my good friends over at www.genmay.com
But its all pretty serious shens because everybody knows the internet is serious business.
But its all pretty serious shens because everybody knows the internet is serious business.
Its a hoax, but a funny one.
The fact that so many people "bought it" (i did untill i really thought about it) is actually the punchline. Our candidates have gotten so absudly bad that its actually very easy to believe that Christopher Walken would be a realistic candidate.
Check out the quotes in the top-right of the page, there is a different one for each category, they are awesome.
The fact that so many people "bought it" (i did untill i really thought about it) is actually the punchline. Our candidates have gotten so absudly bad that its actually very easy to believe that Christopher Walken would be a realistic candidate.
Check out the quotes in the top-right of the page, there is a different one for each category, they are awesome.
El Tejon
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I'm a hoofer at heart. Maybe you saw me on the Fatboy Slim video, I kick it old school.
Marko Kloos
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"The French ambassador kept interrupting me during our meeting, so I pranked him to death with a tire iron."
AZLibertarian
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Wow, some platform - he feels semi-strongly about exactly 3 issues:
1. He's in favor of stem cell research. Good.
2. He's in favor of raising the pay of troops by cutting multi-billion dollar weapon systems projects. Good.
3. He's in favor of Mr. McCain and Mr. Feingold's free speech restrictions. Bad; very bad.
I don't think it's a hoax. Which makes it that much funnier. Still, he's right on 2 of his 3 issues.
I love 2 scenes in particular from movies I've seen him in. First, when he's describing in Pulp Fiction how he kept a watch up his rectum to save it, to pass it along to the young-Bruce-Willis's character. Funny stuff. Second, and this is more of a Dennis Hopper kudo, when Hopper's character is telling him off before Walken and his boys kill him, in the little trailer in True Romance.
1. He's in favor of stem cell research. Good.
2. He's in favor of raising the pay of troops by cutting multi-billion dollar weapon systems projects. Good.
3. He's in favor of Mr. McCain and Mr. Feingold's free speech restrictions. Bad; very bad.
I don't think it's a hoax. Which makes it that much funnier. Still, he's right on 2 of his 3 issues.
I love 2 scenes in particular from movies I've seen him in. First, when he's describing in Pulp Fiction how he kept a watch up his rectum to save it, to pass it along to the young-Bruce-Willis's character. Funny stuff. Second, and this is more of a Dennis Hopper kudo, when Hopper's character is telling him off before Walken and his boys kill him, in the little trailer in True Romance.
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