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I'm so proud.
Convert #1.
My Wife's best friend spent the night. "What are you doing tomorrow" she asks. "Killing paper" I answer. "EWWWW- guns" "What do you mean" "I'm afraid of them"...
Why
They may just go off
I put the elecetrc can open on the table
Will this just turn on?
No way
If I put a gun on the table, you can watch it for the next 1,000,000 years, know what it will do?
No.
Continue to sit on the table.
oh, I hear about the people that got killed when cleaning them and they go off.
That USUALLY mean suicide (I start to explain, letting her figure it out). they broke the 4 rules, too
4 rules?
yes they are....
Those make sense.
Yes.
If you don't break the 4 rules, how do you get shot?
You don't.
I hear about people that keep them in their night stand.
I keep one in my night stand.
What happens if Jen (my wife) goes down stairs and comes up, I think it's a criminal and I shoot her?
Remember the rule about knowing what your target is?
Oh.
Also, when you hear a bump in the night, isn't your first move (swinging arms to simulate hitting person next to me in bed) WHACK, honey did you hear that?
Yes.
If there is no one next to you, do you think it might be your significant other?
Oh yeah. I'm thinking of moving to DC.
Oh yeah, one of the highest crime rates, one of the lowest private people owning guns. NH, VT, everyone has guns.
Why, if there is no crime. (Being a smart ass)
Now you see my point. No one mugs anyone- they assume the "victim" has a gun.
Oh yeah. When I move to DC, I'd get a gun.
Why?
To protect my self.
Boy am I proud.
Convert #1.
My Wife's best friend spent the night. "What are you doing tomorrow" she asks. "Killing paper" I answer. "EWWWW- guns" "What do you mean" "I'm afraid of them"...
Why
They may just go off
I put the elecetrc can open on the table
Will this just turn on?
No way
If I put a gun on the table, you can watch it for the next 1,000,000 years, know what it will do?
No.
Continue to sit on the table.
oh, I hear about the people that got killed when cleaning them and they go off.
That USUALLY mean suicide (I start to explain, letting her figure it out). they broke the 4 rules, too
4 rules?
yes they are....
Those make sense.
Yes.
If you don't break the 4 rules, how do you get shot?
You don't.
I hear about people that keep them in their night stand.
I keep one in my night stand.
What happens if Jen (my wife) goes down stairs and comes up, I think it's a criminal and I shoot her?
Remember the rule about knowing what your target is?
Oh.
Also, when you hear a bump in the night, isn't your first move (swinging arms to simulate hitting person next to me in bed) WHACK, honey did you hear that?
Yes.
If there is no one next to you, do you think it might be your significant other?
Oh yeah. I'm thinking of moving to DC.
Oh yeah, one of the highest crime rates, one of the lowest private people owning guns. NH, VT, everyone has guns.
Why, if there is no crime. (Being a smart ass)
Now you see my point. No one mugs anyone- they assume the "victim" has a gun.
Oh yeah. When I move to DC, I'd get a gun.
Why?
To protect my self.
Boy am I proud.