It's a "machine gun" because it meets their statutory definition of a "machine gun".
Grrrr. You'r missing the point. I know your trying to be realistic, but run with my thought experiment here. I'm trying to get the scariest looking gun, that
doesn't fit their definintion.
§ 7-2501.01. Definitions.
Chapter 25. Firearms Control.
(10) "Machine gun" means any firearm which shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily converted or restored to shoot:
(A) Automatically, more than 1 shot by a single function of the trigger;
(B) Semiautomatically, more than 12 shots without manual reloading.
Any number of small mouse guns, kel-tecs, a PPK, P7, Hi-Points (I think)
have never had high cap mags made for them. Such mags don't exist anywhere. I don't think that even DC could call designing and manufacturing a new mag from scratch as "readily convertable."
Simarly with a CA AR pistol, fixxed 10 rd mag that you have to dissasamble to reload. I'd say go so far as to weld the mag in, and cut out the portion of the reiciver that holds the mag catch.
Make it fit their stupid law, and still be scary looking. Publicize the absurdity. I'm just saying.
In the meantime, I hope that DC leaves their law as it stands. I'd rather this go back to court for precident then have them buckle. While they're waiting, every citizen of DC should get a free LeMatt from their city gov. to hold them over untill they can register their 1911's.
And as I said before, DC cops should have to carry SAAs. (well Uberti clones anyway, lets not get too expensive) After all, there's no semi auto weapons in DC, so what do the police need to defend themselves from, right?