OH MY GOD, THAT... THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED...
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED to fend off hordes of mutant zombie werewolves when TSHTF!!!!
Jesus wept, but I'm sure he'd laughed his a$$ off at this... seriously, if someone tried to attack you with one of those, and you weren't armed, you'd just... run, because can you imagine an attacker running while wearing one of those?
They sell those in the knick-knack shop at a local mall, same place sells porcelain figurines and lacquer serving trays and other decorative but utterly useless junk.
Yep, it's a high-capacity assault knife. We maybe oughta ban 'em.