Dial 911 and DIE
Not a self defense related call, but it is an apt demonstration or response and quality of service you can get with 911. As the JPFO says,
Dial 911 and Die.
From a recently released transcript of July 9 emergency-response calls regarding the collapse of Memphis-area resident Jim Wagner.
MEMPHIS FIRE DEPARTMENT: What is the address of your emergency?
CALLER: 2686 Kirby-Whitten Road just south of Summer Avenue at The Billiard Club.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay. What's the problem there, sir?
CALLER: I've got a person that's had a seizure or a heart attack, passed out totally, having convulsions.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Male or female?
CALLER: Male, approximately sixty years old.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay. Is he breathing?
CALLER: Ah, ma'am, I don't know. I'm across the building from him.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay. All right. We're on the way.
BARTLETT POLICE DEPARTMENT: Bartlett Police.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Yes, ma'am, we're needing you all on an emergency call at The Billiard Club.
BARTLETT POLICE: Where are you?
MEMPHIS FIRE: Hold on ... 2686 Kirby-Whitten.
BARTLETT POLICE: Where is that? I mean, is it a business?
MEMPHIS FIRE: It's a business. It's a billiards club. And there's a party there in cardiac arrest.
BARTLETT POLICE: Now what's the name of this place?
MEMPHIS FIRE: I don't know the exact name of it, but it's a billiards club.
BARTLETT POLICE: A billiards club?
MEMPHIS FIRE: Yeah. 2686 Kirby-Whitten.
BARTLETT POLICE: Okay, I don't think that's ours.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Kirby-Whitten is not yours?
BARTLETT POLICE: Not below 2735, I don't think.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Oh my God. This is so ridiculous.
BARTLETT POLICE: Try the county.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay. No problem.
SHEEBY COUNTY: May I help you?
MEMPHIS FIRE: We got a call at a billiards club at Whitten Road and Summer, and it didn't come up to be ours. Is that yours? Is that Bartlett?
SHELBY COUNTY: it's going to be Bartlett.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Bartlett, isn't it? All right. Let me call them.
SHELBY COUNTY: Okay.
MEMPHIS FIRE: All right. Thanks.
BARTLETT FIRE DEPARTMENT: Lt. Jones.
MEMPHIS FIRE: This is Memphis Fire. We got a call for a male who's passed out at The Billiards Club.
BARTLETT FIRE: Is that Memphis or is it county?
MEMPHIS FIRE: I don't know. I called county, they said it's yours.
BARTLETF FIRE: No. No. We stop at the road right before that. That's a Memphis call.
MEMPHIS FIRE: That's going to be city?
BARTLETT FIRE: Yeah. They got the businesses out there. Memphis got the businesses. I think county's still got the residences. But that right there is definitely not Bartlett.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay.
BARTLETT FIRE: If it's by that billiards in that shopping strip, that is going to be a Memphis call.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay.
BARTLETT FIRE: All right.
MEMPHIS POLICE DEPARTMENT: 911.
MEMPHIS FIRE: This is Fire Department. We're on the line with him. He got somebody in cardiac arrest and he's giving us an address that shows to be in Bartlett.
CALLER: It don't matter whose address, somebody--
MEMPHIS FIRE: Sir, we can't send anybody outside of Memphis.
MEMPHIS POLICE: It's right on the borderline, Fire. We normally handle those.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Fire Department. What's the location of the emergency?
CALLER: I'm still over here and I ain't seen no ambulance, no nothing.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Sir, are you in the City of Memphis, or are you in Bartlett?
CALLER: I don't know. No. We're not in Bartlett. We're in City of Memphis.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Look, we're trying to get you some help, but right now I'm showing you're in Bartlett.
CALLER [shouting]: I don't care. Get an ambulance out here. This dude's fixin' to die.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Let me transfer you to Bartlett Fire.
BARTLETT FIRE: Bartlett.
CALLER: Yes. Would you please get an ambulance to The Billiards Club?
BARTLETT FIRE: it's not ours.
CALLER: Somebody get an ambulance out here. It don't matter. Send an ambulance.
MEMPHIS FIRE: Fire department. What's the address of the emergency?
CALLER [FEMALE]: We're at The Billiards Club and--
MAN [arguing with caller]: I've already been through this. It's not Memphis, it's Bartlett.
CALLER: No it's not. We're in Memphis.
MAN: Bartlett!
CALLER: We're in Memphis.
MAN: Bartlett!
CALLER: I have somebody arguing with me. But you know I don't give a ???? where we're at. I want somebody that's, we're watching--
MEMPHIS FIRE: Okay, we're on the way. What are they doing at this moment?
CALLER: They are doing CPR on him, but he's probably gone.
MEMPHIS FIRE: All right. We'll be there as soon as we can. You all continue with CPR. Okay?
[An ambulance picked Wagner up thirty minutes after the first call, and he died later at the hospital.]
More information on this 911 call can be found at
ABC News.