Dude, that's one bullet-riddled Dell

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Dude, that's one bullet-riddled Dell

Lafayette bar owner arrested after four bullets fired into laptop computer

By Aimee Heckel, Camera Staff Writer
March 4, 2003

LAFAYETTE — George Doughty's computer will never crash again. It will never run again, either.

Doughty was jailed Sunday on suspicion of shooting his Dell computer four times with a revolver earlier that day in the middle of the Sportsman's Inn Bar and Restaurant.

He then allegedly hung the destroyed laptop on the wall "like a hunting trophy," said Lt. Rick Bashor with the Lafayette Police Department.

Doughty, 48, of Broomfield owns the Sportsman's Inn, 103 N. Public Road.

Around 10 a.m. Sunday, police said, Doughty entered the bar from his office, announced he was going to shoot his computer and returned to his office. After 30 minutes, police said, Doughty set his laptop on the floor 4 to 6 feet away from him, warned two customers at the bar to cover their ears and fired away. The computer took all the bullets. No one was injured.

"It's sort of funny, because everybody always threatens their computers," Bashor said, seconds before his own computer at the Lafayette police station froze.

But because Doughty is accused of putting the customers and bartender in danger, he was arrested on suspicion of felony menacing, reckless endangerment and the prohibited use of weapons. He was released Monday evening from the Boulder County Jail on a personal recognizance bond. His next court appearance is at 2 p.m. Wednesday.

Bashor said the last time he remembers a computer being held at gunpoint was about eight years ago when a man shot his computer with a rifle. The man's wife was moving out and wanted to take the computer, so the man shot it, Bashor said.

"This time was unique," Bashor said. "It was the first time someone shot a computer because he was upset with it."

In police reports, Doughty said that he realized afterward that he shouldn't have shot his Dell but that at the time it seemed appropriate.

He declined to comment Monday.
 
I vividly recall the joy of putting a 30-06 from an M1 into a defunct Cannon printer one day, but it was at a plinking range.
 
Based on the precedent set in the case of Bubba vs. One Jukebox, as documented by Mark Chestnut, I believe this shooting should be ruled as justifiable homicide.
 
Yes that precedent covers the reckless endangerment. The felony menacing should be dropped because computers aren't people and can't really be "menaced". So all he has to worry about is the prohibited use of firearms.
 
"Doughty was jailed Sunday on suspicion of shooting his Dell computer four times with a revolver earlier that day in the middle of the Sportsman's Inn Bar and Restaurant."

Hope that's a misprint.
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.............if he was a happy Apple Powerbook user this would not have happened!

oh wait, they prolly don't know about Macs down there
 
You've obviously never heard the dreaded dirge of death...

I _hate_ Macs... I used to support a whole bunch of 'em.

Of course, that was back in the day of floppies, where the average system glitch required the user to hear the dreaded words "You're going to have to reinstall your system."
 
I have a hard time wanting to put a bar owner away for safely discharging a firearm in his own business. We could come up with all sort of ifs, but the facts are, no one was hurt. If a guy wants to shoot his lap-top, let him.
 
This made the evening news here in DC. All the talking heads were jovial and unanimous in the opinion that some computers just need shooting, and that it must have feel real good at the time. Apparently, one of the customers called the cops, hopefully that person will find a new place to imbibe.

I'm bilingual (both Macs & Wintel), and I can say that it is indeed, most satifying to plug one (of either persuaion), preferably with a major caliber.
 
I've got a six-month-old top of the line Macintosh that's infuriated me nearly enough to pull the trigger. The I.B.M. hard drive was defective. It took my local Apple authorized disservice center two weeks to replace it. The DVD drive was defective. The so-called "tech support" kid insisted I take the machine back to the local Apple authorized disservice center to have it replaced. I demanded to speak with his supervisor, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. In theory, a replacement DVD drive is on its way.

It's probably not the computer's fault Apple doesn't do Q.C. any more, but...
 
11 years with IBM and 9 years with Kodak servicing PC and Apple computers. Wish I had a nickel for every time I thought about doing that.
 
Crap!

I'm a firefighter here in Lafayette and I didn't hear anything about it!
At least the cops are pretty cool here- but we DO run a lot of calls to the Sportsman's....
Justin
 
ive pointed my .45 at my computer...it worked too, it stopped crashing.

oh, and a hard drive will stop a .45acp 230gr shot one up in the desert.
 
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