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"Do you have any Ravens?"
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"I'd like to trade in my Kimber for a Glock"
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"I've got my gun and ear and eye protection with me, so if you've got a range down here, I'd like to tryout your bullet proof vests please"
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"If it were all upto me, no one would have guns!"
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"Do you have any "pre-ban" magazines for my revolver? I heard they were rare"
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"Hang on, let me load this round in here and try it out- no, no, I know what I'm doing"
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"I think there's something wrong with the ejector- the casing keeps getting jammed- The brand? It's a revolver, I think"
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"Do you have any Black Talons? No? They're supposed to be strong enough to rip a full grown African Rhino in two and keep tearing it apart until there's nothing left- It's the best hunting round ever."
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"I'd like to return my 1911- the trigger doesn't work. I have to cock the hammer? My gun didn't come with a hammer"
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"You gave me corrosive and defective bullets. Whenever I fire, the bullet pops out the side, and the metal part somehow dissolves away."
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"If I were to drive my Ford Explorer from that street down there to here at full speed, do you think those metal door bars would fall over?"
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"Stick em up! Hurry or I'll stab you GOOD with this knife!"
Feel free to share your own ;-)
"Do you have any Ravens?"
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"I'd like to trade in my Kimber for a Glock"
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"I've got my gun and ear and eye protection with me, so if you've got a range down here, I'd like to tryout your bullet proof vests please"
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"If it were all upto me, no one would have guns!"
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"Do you have any "pre-ban" magazines for my revolver? I heard they were rare"
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"Hang on, let me load this round in here and try it out- no, no, I know what I'm doing"
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"I think there's something wrong with the ejector- the casing keeps getting jammed- The brand? It's a revolver, I think"
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"Do you have any Black Talons? No? They're supposed to be strong enough to rip a full grown African Rhino in two and keep tearing it apart until there's nothing left- It's the best hunting round ever."
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"I'd like to return my 1911- the trigger doesn't work. I have to cock the hammer? My gun didn't come with a hammer"
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"You gave me corrosive and defective bullets. Whenever I fire, the bullet pops out the side, and the metal part somehow dissolves away."
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"If I were to drive my Ford Explorer from that street down there to here at full speed, do you think those metal door bars would fall over?"
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"Stick em up! Hurry or I'll stab you GOOD with this knife!"
Feel free to share your own ;-)