I've been able to enjoy some horror movies after becoming a gun owner, but the 'College kids in trouble on roadtrip' genre is not one of them.
Movies such as Wrong Turn (inbred WV hillbillies attack), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (need I explain?), Jeepers Creepers (demonic thing attacks) and Joy Ride (college kids messing around with a CB get into trouble) leave me yelling things such as 'where is your truck gun?!', 'Did you leave the house without your pistol?!', 'Dont you know how to get a car off a rock?' and 'Grab his weapon! Dont just run, grab his weapon!' until I'm banished to finish the movie on my own.
I swear, if I ever go on a roadtrip without my 590A1 and/or a pistol (especially if a member of the fairer sex is accompanying me), I deserve to be stalked or chased through five counties by inbred, demonic, West Virginian, chainsaw wielding hillbillies driving 18-wheelers trying to run me off the road in Texas so they can steal my Twinkies and drink my beer.
Does anyone else have this same problem?
Kharn
[this post should not be construed as bias against inbred, demonic, West Virginian, chainsaw wielding hillbillies driving 18-wheelers in Texas with a liking for Twinkies and beer, some things are just a coincidence]
Movies such as Wrong Turn (inbred WV hillbillies attack), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (need I explain?), Jeepers Creepers (demonic thing attacks) and Joy Ride (college kids messing around with a CB get into trouble) leave me yelling things such as 'where is your truck gun?!', 'Did you leave the house without your pistol?!', 'Dont you know how to get a car off a rock?' and 'Grab his weapon! Dont just run, grab his weapon!' until I'm banished to finish the movie on my own.
I swear, if I ever go on a roadtrip without my 590A1 and/or a pistol (especially if a member of the fairer sex is accompanying me), I deserve to be stalked or chased through five counties by inbred, demonic, West Virginian, chainsaw wielding hillbillies driving 18-wheelers trying to run me off the road in Texas so they can steal my Twinkies and drink my beer.
Does anyone else have this same problem?
Kharn
[this post should not be construed as bias against inbred, demonic, West Virginian, chainsaw wielding hillbillies driving 18-wheelers in Texas with a liking for Twinkies and beer, some things are just a coincidence]