Even Jail Admins are ignorant

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More important question, Missashot: what're prisoners doing with a garage door opener in jail?

...Does that seem right to you...? :scrutiny:

--Herself

(When people tell you "you could do worse than a .22 pistol for self-defense," they're talking about the .25 but the .32 is right down there....)
 
Ya gotta be kiddin...

I know that some acadamies are still telling their FNGs to watch out when they pull over Bikers, because many of us have rigged up a 12 gauge SG shell in our handlebars, just below a mirror, that we can touch off and as a result grease an officer walking up behind us.
MAN! I wish they'd stop that. Whenever I ride outside of my home state, I'm nervous as hell whenever I get pulled over.
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Dianne Feinstein has one up on you. She sez that "outlaw motorcycle gangs" are now carrying Barrett .50 caliber rifles.

http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/documents/cr/03/fe/24/cr24fe03-35.html

By Mrs. FEINSTEIN (for herself, Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Schumer, Mr.
Corzine, Mr. Lautenberg, Mr. Durbin, and Mr. Levin):
S. 429. A bill to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to regulate
certain 50 caliber sniper weapons in the same manner as machine guns
and other firearms, and for other purposes; to the Committee on
Finance.

Mrs. FEINSTEIN. Mr. President, I rise on behalf of myself and
Senators Kennedy, Schumer, Corzine, Lautenberg, Durbin, and Levin to
introduce the ``Anti-Terrorism Military Sniper Weapon Reclassification
Act of 2003.''

(snip)

"...many of these guns wind up in the hands of domestic and
international terrorists, religious cults, outlaw motorcycle gangs,
drug traffickers, and violent criminals."
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I'm not sure how she thinks you could conceal a 5-foot-long, foot-high, 30-pound rifle on a bike, though...maybe those outlaw bikers hide them in the handlebars...
 
you guys just don't understand...

it's really a .32x100 that is accurate far beyond 200 yards :neener:

jk, i dunno what the hell it is
 
benEzra...

Bah, it's easy to hide 'em. We just built higher puss bars with a hidden compartment and replaced our footpegs with the .50 BMG ammo. Visually, very hard to detect. Combine this new weapon with our 12 Gauge handlebars and the plethora of hidden edged weapons we carry and we're a match for any Light Infantry unit.
Biker:)
 
The Charge of the Match for Light Infantry

Biker said:
. Combine this new [.50 BMG] weapon with our 12 Gauge handlebars and the plethora of hidden edged weapons we carry and we're a match for any Light Infantry unit.
Biker:)
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Light Infantry or Light Brigade, Biker?


Half a marker, half a marker,
Half a mile-marker onward,
All down the interstate
Rode the 1% six hundred.
"Forward, match for Light Infantry!"
"Charge for the radar guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Points
Rolled the 1% six hundred.

"Forward, match for Light Infantry!"
Was there a rider dismay'd?
Not tho' the Biker knew
Someone had blundr'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs but to be pulled over falsely:
Into the valley of Points
Rode the 1% six hundred.

Lidar to the right of them
Radar to the left of them,
Tickmarks before them and stopwatch'd helicopters above them,
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with microwaves and light beams,
Boldly they rode their machines,
Into the jaws of Points
Into the mouth of made-up Tickets
Rode the 1% six hundred

Flash'd all their shot-shell'd bars,
Flash'd as they'd passed the Sheriff's cars,
Peppering the deputies there,
Charging a Department, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the dust and smoke,
Right thro' the line they broke;
Sheriff and Trooper
Reel'd from the shot-shell stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd
Then they strode back but not
Not the 1% six hundred.

Lidar to the right of them
Radar to the left of them,
Tickmarks before them and stopwatch'd helicopters above them,
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with microwave and light beam,
While bike and rider fell,
They that had rode so well,
Came thro' the jaws of Points
Back from the mouth of made-up Tickets,
Rode all that was left of them,
Left of the 1% six hundred.

Who can their glory place?
O the wild charges they face!
All the world wondered.
O, they rode wild and free,
A match for Light Infantry,
Noble 1% six hundred.


...With apologies to Lord Tennyson, but not very many; and graver aplogies to the teachers who more or less forcibly showed me Poetry and Literature. It's all their fault. Really it is. And I'm sorry I wasn't able to fit in the .50 BMG rifles, jeans-seam fishooks, gascap knives or any snippy comments about manners or hygiene. I promise to do better next time. Or not. Yeah, mostly not, I think.

;)
--Herself
 
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Oh. My. God. You got tears comin' outa my eyes on that one, my Scottish Friend! My belly muscles are gonna be sore later. I just may plaga...ummm, *borrow* that, if you don't mind:)
Biker
 
Sounds like the intended effect was achieved! :) (See, I am good for something. Okay, something else. :rolleyes: Sheesh!)

Considering the vast extent of my own plag-- "borrowing" -- to gin the thing up, it's yours for the taking, Biker.

I throw "The Charge of the Match for Light Infantry" to the public domain! Tho' I'd like to keep my handle tagged to it if possible.

--H
 
Yes'm. Fair deal.:) A nice, hearty belly laugh does wonders when it comes to counteracting the effects of a snowy, gloomy day. Goes well with a big mug of Baileys and Coffee.
Biker
 
Hunter Rose said:
I think he figured out that giving me ANY kind of ticket would result in his being asked why he was following that close on winter roads. He should consider himself lucky: I was driving my old man's truck. Had I been in MY truck, I would've seen a deer alongside the road, and had to stop suddenly... :evil:
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You need to remember that the next time I tell you to hang onto something. :neener:
 
How dare them insult the 32auto with a 800 yd statement. I shot a beer can off by buddys head at 1200 yards. With my KT P- 32 Took 2 rounds to get the height but can sure flew. Doctor said my buddy would recover might even be able to have kids Remember got to hold over high. Real high .
 
and the strings salvaged from my wife's clandestine supply of Tampons, the strings (which can also be used as a garrote) of which we tied together to make fishing line, we would have starved to death.
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I'll share a Ninja trick that only works in the winter:

Take those two tampons and tie them together, then dip them in water when they freeze you have apair of deadly nunchuks.
 
Hunter Rose said:
Yeah... if my reflexes ALLOW me to! You usually give warning as you're already executing a manuver! :p
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Your reflexes?
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I believe your reflexes came up with "Huh, what?"
 
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