Dead Ducks
Justin Wilson told a story about a son that went Duck hunting with his dad. He got up early, drove to the blind in the dark and sat there until sunrise. When the father had three ducks landing right in front of the blind he stood up and shot three times. Not a feather fell. The dad said to his son, "Most people live a long life and never see a miracle". The son said, "What do you mean, I didn't see nothing." The fatehr said, "Nothing, didn't you see those dead ducks fly?"
This story lasted about ten minutes on a record and one I'll remember for a long time.