Extremely bad idea: Muay Thai vs Boar.

[hobgob]

Quote:
[poke-poke] "SNORT!" [JUMPS UP] "Holy S$#*#@*&!" "SNORT! SNORT!"
[STOMP STOMP STOMP][Gurgling sound from hunter] [Buck --now fully
satisfied with its handiwork--falls over dead] [THUMP]. [Video from guy on
next tree-stand appears on youtube within minutes].

Very Funny...maybe the guy that wants to kick a pig to death could try it on this deer!!

[poke-poke] "Snort" [deer gets up] "chop and kick to head" [sound of deer laughing] AHHHHH [deer kicks guy's butt] [sound of deer up loading his own youtube video]

Saw this on another hunting thread, figured it belongs here too! It was from a thread about a guy getting stomped by a "mostly dead" deer.

 

[Agouti]

Hmm. I bet you could do it. The key is to leave out apples for the boar. You need to let them ferment first a while. Also, lace them with ketamine, or other "tranquilizers" from your vet.

Nothing like kicking a drunken animal to death.


Make sure to youtube it, that way people think you're superman or something.

 

[WT101]

I really hate to make personal slams, but this point has to be made: this guy probably votes. That's SCARY.

 

[gooseman1]

Please give it a try and video tape it. I'd love to watch the gene pool improve.

 

[deaconkharma]

I think this is one of those "Wish I hadn't asked" that threads

So be gentle and don't call the poor guy stupid. We can poke a little fun but keep it civil. I'm sure he's already a little sore from all the "ribbing".

Besides, we may have saved his life. At least he asked first before he did this. THR: saving lives, one person at a time ...

 

[qajaq59]

So be gentle and don't call the poor guy stupid.

We should be saying thank you to him. He's given us far more entertainment this week then all the TV channels combined!!!!

 

[salthouse]

What is funnier to me than the fact that someone would ask that question is that there are 6 pages of us responding.

 

[gallo]

This will be the exchange:

Thai Martial Artist: Round house to boar's ribs. Aha! Got the SOB.

Boar: What was that? Yummy! Breakfast hanging just in front of me.


This is the most fun I've had reading a thread at THR.

Be sure to post to youtube.

 

[meef]

Good grief.

Is this silly thread still alive and kicking?

Which is more than I would be able to say about the OP should he ever try his misbegotten concept.

 

[TCB in TN]

OK guys, I have thought about this extensively. I have also spoken with a few guys I know who really know how to handle hogs. (the live catch guys I used to run with.) What I am going to offer, is my services to allow the OP to travel here to the south, and hook him up. I will provide a suitable hog (will be live trapped), say a Russian type boar in the 250 - 300 lb range. Put it into a small enclosure (say 12 x 12) to ensure the OP can "catch" the hog. A video camera to "chronicle" the event, and a suitable resting plot in one of the local establishments that cater to those individuals who have proved Darwin right.

Further more I have a buddy who is a local lawyer willing to help draw up the legal documents that might be needed to settle the estate of the OP after his adventure, as well as transferring all rights to sell, and distribute the video of the event, over to myself.

Now I understand that assisting in a suicide is a crime in our state so neither I nor anyone else will be there to watch live, merely to come back later and pick up the video, I mean the OP. We can make this happen folks.

 

[janobles14]

your piggy style is strong but my sooie thai will defeat it! squeal the pain, grasshopper!

ding ding!

rd.1:

OP comes out dancing around. he looks strong and in shape. wow, those legs look like tree trunks; ill bet he could kill a pig with those! his opponent looks a bit uneasy - standing....rooting...eating corn.

THE OP MOVES IN! WHACK! a massive kick to the ribs! the pig reels from the blow! here comes the OP in for the kill!

oops....the OP is down. OH THE HUMANITY! the pig unleashes a brutal oink fu combo that pretty much involves eating his opponent! the tusks are flying! ITS OVER, ITS OVER!

this fight shall not be reproduced without express permission from the sooie thai federation of america.

 

[ammoeater]

I think you could take him.

 

[Highland Ranger]

[I find it amazing that other far more useful and productive threads are shut down in a heartbeat, yet the mods allow this one to go on, and on, and on, and on . . . . ]

 

[Art Eatman]

Aw, H.R., sometimes the sillies can be a relief for the serious stuff. Sorta like the pointed stick thread in the Rifle forum, a good while back.

But, six pages is enough for this go-'round...