Favorite Gun Quotes?

deolexrex · Oct 2, 2007

Is there a thread on this already? If not, have at it...

"A handgun is only useful for fighting your way back to the rifle you shouldn't have dropped in the first place" - Clint Smith (I think, maybe Jeff Cooper)

foghornl · Oct 2, 2007

"Criminals should consider the possibility of being shot an occupational hazard."

Charleston, SC Chief of Police Ruben Greenberg (June 1996, IIRC)

Thain · Oct 2, 2007

"If someone tries to kill you, you go ahead and try to kill 'em right back!" - Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

Bazooka Joe71 · Oct 2, 2007

Is there a thread on this already? If not, have at it...

Nope, this is the first one EVER!

But since I just saw a Firefly quote, and just got done watching it for the first time I'll play.

Six men came to to kill me one day. The best of 'em carried this..
.....I call her Vera

deolexrex · Oct 2, 2007

Give me a break... I did a search and couldn't find one. But I remember seeing one before... oh, well...

highfive · Oct 2, 2007

Look at my signature...I like those

Bazooka Joe71 · Oct 2, 2007

Give me a break... I did a search and couldn't find one.

I seriously hope you are joking...Here are just a few...I went to search, and typed in "quotes." Neat, eh?

pax · Oct 2, 2007

deolexrex ~

deolexrex · Oct 2, 2007

I really did... I searched for "gun quotes" and didn't see any thread that were just gun quotes. Sorry. But i do appreciate your help... I'm working on a little project.

Claude Clay · Oct 2, 2007

you woke up today and said to yourself-this is a good day to die: me to punk with a knife about 15 feet away as i took my hand out of my coat pocket with a colt defender in it. never seen anyone disappear so fast...

pax · Oct 2, 2007

deo ~

In addition to all those, a few of my personal favorites can be found at http://www.corneredcat.com/Fun/quotes.aspx -- heavily slanted toward women's self-defense quotes there though.

pax

Omaney · Oct 2, 2007

One of my favorite THR quotes is something about inadequate search-fu. :neener:

DeputyVaughn · Oct 2, 2007

I'll stick to my signature quote.

Thumper · Oct 2, 2007

I really enjoy people that quote themselves. They're my favorite!

geim druth · Oct 2, 2007

From Bourke's 'Life On The Border With Crook':

'In Arizona it was not customary to pull a pistol upon a man; that was regarded as an act both unchristian-like and wasteful of time - Arizonanas nearly always shot out of the pocket without drawing their weapons at all,'

MIL-DOT · Oct 2, 2007

hey bazooka joe....touche' !

Ieyasu · Oct 2, 2007

Founding Fathers & Patriot quotes:
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=235311

Yuck... Nice collection of bogus quotes... from the very first one.

http://www.ccrkba.org/pub/rkba/general/BogusFounderQuotes.htm
http://guncite.com/gc2ndbog.html

Bitmap · Oct 3, 2007

"Bullets are cheaper than welfare."

Charlie Reese

rino451 · Oct 3, 2007

"Happiness is a warn barrel and a cold beer."

Flame away...

GTSteve03 · Oct 3, 2007

From my sig:

Murphy's Laws of Combat #3: A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

LaVere · Oct 3, 2007

"That's just by God brilliant Lieutenant."
Gunny played by Sgt R. Lee Ermey
Purple Hearts 1984

"Well, you never get a second chance to make a first impression" Carry a .45

Pax Jordana · Oct 3, 2007

Deo -

Kipling is one of my favorites (thank you pax, I've never read the one on your page..) and if you can get through his thick, colloquial, poetic form, there's a lot of wisdom to be had.

TallPine · Oct 3, 2007

Brand new one from Blackfork (on another thread):

Why parents let their kids play football is beyond me. Better to let them shoot assault rifles all day so they will be doing something safe.

Seancass · Oct 3, 2007

hahahaaaaa i saw pax's post and HAD to click on Canadian gun quotes. and they where about as good as i expected.

GILROY · Oct 3, 2007

My #1 of all time:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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