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I walk around quoting Tombstone. Probably weirds people out, but I love saying "Say when" in a southern drawl and "I'm your Huckleberry." Also from Tombstone:
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.

"You're so drunk you're probably seeing double.
-I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

"You're a daisy if you do."

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From Young Guns:
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah.
[Bonney goes to the window and shoots Charley Crawford]
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.

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Blackhawk Down
They're shooting at us!!
Shoot back!

I've got a million more, but I'm drawing a blank right now.

Oh, Equilibrium, when the guy says that Christian Bale gave up entirely without incident and Bale says "No, not without incident" and then goes on his rampage.

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I got these in an e-mail a while back:

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control
 
"25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control"

Interestingly enough, 'gun control' is the direct cause of the Battles at Lexington and Concord. The Brits came into town to seize weapons and the Americans decided that none of that would be happening. Now obviously there were many other reasons for why the Revolution took place, but that was the direct, on the day of shooting cause of what finally made them sight rifles against each other.
 
Tombstone Is One Of My Favorite Movies. Great Quotes In That One.
How About "feel Lucky" Some Of Clint Eastwood's Stuff Is Good Also.
 
My favorite that I saw on a sig line was something like a .22 to the head from across the street will certainly ruin your day.

If I didn't hit you with the first 6 dont worry, my Glock has more.
 
My favorite was from a gun magazine I read years ago about an interview with a Norwegian(?) trooper who fought the Russians.

Interviewer:Was it hard to shoot another person?
Trooper: Oh yes very hard, they tend to duck or shoot back.
 
dad came home...

Magnificent seven:
"we deal in lead, mister"

Matrix:
"we need guns... lots of guns."

Blackhawk Down:
"put two in the chest, one in the head"

Fistfull of Dollars:
"when the man with the winchester meets the man with the colt, the man with the colt dies." (the guy with the winchester didn't count on clint eastwood)

Shoot 'em up:
"if theres one thing i really hate, its a pussy with a gun"

(throws away walther) "Piece of c---"

We were Soldiers:
"don't you want an M-16"
"they'll be plenty of them laying around if i need one"

"if any of ya'll call me grampa, i'll kill you."

MI: 3
"point, shoot. point, shoot."

The good, the bad and the ugly:
"if you need to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Surviver of Hayes Big Fight (native american) is shown a colt patterson revolver. responded "him no good"
 
Excuse me, I haven't read through the whole thread; I hope I'm not repeating a previous post.

Some of the most quotable material I have I've found right here.

"The sound of shot sweeping through the air toward you is impressive though. I'll give you that. It's like being swatted with the broom of God. " Ryder (THR Member ca. 2006)

marry her if your dog likes her. but check her mom out first
“Cassandrasdaddy” (THR – 19 Oct 06)
 
"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power...like God must feel when he's holding a gun." - Homer Simpson

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?" - Homer Simpson
 
I just posted this one the other day in a thread something like this. It's from the movie "Snatch"

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your ba**s into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*** off!"
 
One of my all-time favorites:

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
 
Ah cain't let this all slide by...

Magnificent seven:
"We deal in lead, friend"

Fistfull of Dollars:
"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with the pistol will be a dead man."

The good, the bad and the ugly:
"When you need to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
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Don't mess with mah westerns. :D

"Sharps. Or some kind of buffalo gun. Or a cannon. He can shoot, an' he know when to move, and we have lost 5 more..." Valdez is Coming
 
"I don't wanna get killed for lack of shootin' back" - Unforgiven



"Hell of a thing killin' a man; take away all he's got, everything he'll ever have"

"Yeah, well I guess they had it comin'"

"We all got it comin'"- Unforgiven
 
I think the quote in my sig says it best.

It's been almost 250 years since Beccaria penned those words. Yet, so many people haven't figured this out yet.
 
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. -- Jesus Christ

Luke 22:36
 
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."

"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote." -Ben Franklin

"When seconds count, the police will be there in a few minutes."

"When you come to take my guns, mind if I give you the ammo first?"

"I've always found it ironic that I, as a target shooter, cannot own a gun that is intended for any reason other than killing animals."

"Kennedy was the only decent Democrat."

"Leftist extremists and three-year-olds always blame someone else. The difference is that most three-year-olds grow up."

CNYCacher - "I always found this to be so funny when restrictive areas notice that most of the guns used in crime come from other areas. Well duh! How many guns were sold in NYC last year? If you only sold 2 guns in your town and there were 10 murders with guns, is it really a surprise.
Pennsylvania needs to look New Jersey right in the eye and say "If we have too many guns, then why don't we have the crime problem you have?" "

"Why is it the liberals here are so dead set on protecting all the constitution...except the 2nd amendment?? You can kill babies, but not murderers..."

"Gun Free Zones are becomming nothing more than Free Kill Zones."
 
From the Outlaw Josey Wales:

(Might not be an exact quote)

Josey Wales: "Just as soon as I start likin' somebody, it seems like they aren't around for very long."

Chief: "I've noticed than when you start disliking somebody, they aren't around for very long, either."
 
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? -Harry Calahan

Too many people didn't have the full quote.
 
I just posted this one the other day in a thread something like this. It's from the movie "Snatch"

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your ba**s into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*** off!"
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Yep, Tony "Bullet Tooth". I have this movie on a DVD and have seen it at least dozen times and still enjoying seeing it. It just rocks!
 
"I NEED a [gun type] for the same reason I NEED all my guns, in case I NEED to shoot something."

"Of course my AR is compensating for something...although my penis is rather large, it still can't shoot a 62gr FMJ at 2900 feet per sec."
 
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