Detachment Charlie
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True or false, the lesson for all of us is the same:
ALWAYS USE ENOUGH SKILLET.
ALWAYS USE ENOUGH SKILLET.
Forget bear guns - how about a frying pan?
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Good Story ...
But a little too 'fishy'. Kodiaks are basically grizzlies right? I'm thinkin' no ones going to take down a grizzly with a skillet. Also, the bear rising up on two legs for an attack? Bears in our parts raise up on two legs to 'check you out'. They attack on all fours ...
But a little too 'fishy'. Kodiaks are basically grizzlies right? I'm thinkin' no ones going to take down a grizzly with a skillet. Also, the bear rising up on two legs for an attack? Bears in our parts raise up on two legs to 'check you out'. They attack on all fours ...
True or false, it was still funny! 
And anyone that has the insight to catch that 867-5309 reference oughtta be workin for the CIA...
PS: 867-5309 used to be an actual number in Fort Morgan, CO...been ten years since I lived back there, so maybe it's not what it used to be. Somebody give it a call and let me know the name of the girl that answers the phone?
And anyone that has the insight to catch that 867-5309 reference oughtta be workin for the CIA...
PS: 867-5309 used to be an actual number in Fort Morgan, CO...been ten years since I lived back there, so maybe it's not what it used to be. Somebody give it a call and let me know the name of the girl that answers the phone?
Kruzr
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Dianne Feinstein had already written the first 5 pages of her new Assault Frying Pan Ban Bill before they pulled the story.
Diamondback
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The debate begins.........the flying "ashtray" vs. the flying "skillet"......which is better ? Could this be the next step in the evolution of bullet design ? Will we see a trend this summer among National Park employees.....frying pans hanging from belts instead of pepper spray ???? And will the "gun rags" now jump on the band wagon only to suggest going into bear country armed with anything less than cast iron is folly ? I dare say I'm contemplating using a skillet to "bag" the African "Big Five"...what da ya think ?
Cheers
Cheers
aguyindallas
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This brings a whole new meaning to "Home Invasion Robery"
loose cannon
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what i want to know
is do i have to get a dd tax stamp for 24"ebs
is do i have to get a dd tax stamp for 24"ebs
Just outa curiosity, what's the Taylor Knockdown value of a cast-iron skillet?
Lessee, 12.some-odd caliber and 28,000 grains moving at 80mph. What's that in fps? Aw, heck,I cant do that math.
Must be some where around the same as a 500 grain .45-70 slug at 1,800 fps., I'm guessing.
Lessee, 12.some-odd caliber and 28,000 grains moving at 80mph. What's that in fps? Aw, heck,I cant do that math.
Must be some where around the same as a 500 grain .45-70 slug at 1,800 fps., I'm guessing.
Ivy Mike
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That was pretty funny. I liked the part aboot having a gun in the other room. Canadians aren't allowed to own guns.
I think its funny that the bear was at least polite enough to go to the front door.
I think its funny that the bear was at least polite enough to go to the front door.
Andrew Rothman
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Thanks... I think.
I just thought it impressive that you'd research the poster of the release, get his number, and quickly notice the farcical nature of the number...if you got something against CIA, I'm sorry, it was meant to be a compliment!
Once upon a time, when I was a lowly Marine intel specialist (0231, for you jarheads), the CIA was the pinnacle of my ambition...that has since changed, but I've still got mad respect for the agency.
Once upon a time, when I was a lowly Marine intel specialist (0231, for you jarheads), the CIA was the pinnacle of my ambition...that has since changed, but I've still got mad respect for the agency.
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